spike

-You move out of state to go to community college.
-Your grandmother is 36 and she is always saying, "I ain't keepin that baby, i'm going out tonight!"
-You own ANY hair beads.
-You eat a sandwich that does not contain any meat. (i.e. mayonnaise sandwich)
-You're mama is so stupid she sold her car for gas
-You try to use old soap residue to make a new bar of soap.
-You are grown when you fine out that milk doesn't come from a powder.
-Your 3 year old can't talk but can do the tootsie-roll.
-You have ever washed paper plates.
-You use a mayo jar as a cup to drink out of.
-If you always thought "red" was the flavor of kool aid.
-If you have a tv that works, sitting on a tv that doesn't work.
-You and your daughter go out to night clubs together.
-You pick up a welfare check and your grandma asks if you can get hers too.
-If you can read you haircut.
-You have three Q's in your first name, all silent.
-If you iron dirty clothes.
-You use 50% coupons at the dollar store.

31dev31

Uhhh.....

d16y8

-You eat a sandwich that does not contain any meat

What about a cheese sandwich. Mmmm Provolone.

k_r_a_c_k_e_r

iTrader: (3)

meh..

xray

They sound like Jeff Foxworthy's 'Redneck" jokes.

kingjames1983

werd... peanut butter and banana

Jay P

ghetto to go to community college... if your ghetto you can afford to move out of state to go to college???? werd. thats ballin.

J-SKI

"You eat a sandwich that does not contain any meat. (i.e. mayonnaise sandwich)"

that's disgusting

"You're mama is so stupid she sold her car for gas"

that's flipin hilarious...my coworkers are still looking at me for bursting into laughter out of nowhere. (it was super quiet for some reason before i lost control)

thanks spike!

xray

...Or she sold her TV for a VCR.

kingjames1983

you know your ghetto... if you have or had 20 inch chrome rims and your user name is spike!

07Ex

Not bad!

spike

That make's alot of sence you tool, as i have never own 20" rims.