Traffic Ticket (joke)
09-Jan-2006, 01:20 PM
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Traffic Ticket (joke)
Traffic Ticket
While I was driving down the road the other day (going a little
faster than I should have been) I passed over a bridge only to see a
cop on the other side with a radar gun laying in wait. The cop pulled
me over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing smirk
we all know about, asked "what's your hurry?"
To which I replied, "I'm late for work."
To which he asked, "What do you do?"
"I'm a rectum stretcher," I responded.
The cop was surprised and confused. "A what? A rectum stretcher??
And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"
Well," I said, "I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way
up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in I
work side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but
surely stretch the hole, until it's about 6 feet."
Then the cop asked questioningly and cautiously, "And just what do
you do with a six-foot *******?" To which I politely replied, "You
give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge ...."
Traffic ticket: $95.00
Court costs: $45.00
Look on cop's face ... Priceless
While I was driving down the road the other day (going a little
faster than I should have been) I passed over a bridge only to see a
cop on the other side with a radar gun laying in wait. The cop pulled
me over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing smirk
we all know about, asked "what's your hurry?"
To which I replied, "I'm late for work."
To which he asked, "What do you do?"
"I'm a rectum stretcher," I responded.
The cop was surprised and confused. "A what? A rectum stretcher??
And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"
Well," I said, "I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way
up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in I
work side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but
surely stretch the hole, until it's about 6 feet."
Then the cop asked questioningly and cautiously, "And just what do
you do with a six-foot *******?" To which I politely replied, "You
give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge ...."
Traffic ticket: $95.00
Court costs: $45.00
Look on cop's face ... Priceless
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