EKdude

Maybe a repost but whatever..

More random silliness I felt like sharing.


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> >The Guy's Side:
> >Finally, the guys side of the story. I must admit, it's pretty
> >good. We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the
> >rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note ... these
> >are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!
> >
> >
> >1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up,
> >put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us
> >complaining about you leaving it down.
> >
> >1. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of
> >the tides. Let it be.
> >
> >1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think
> >of it that way.
> >
> >1. Crying is blackmail.
> >
> >1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle
> >hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work!
> >Just say it!
> >
> >1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every
> >question.
> >
> >1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.
> >That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
> >
> >1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a
> >doctor.
> >
> >1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
> >In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
> >
> >1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't
> >expect us to act like soap opera guys.
> >
> >1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
> >
> >1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of
> >the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
> >
> >1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want
> >it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it
> >yourself.
> >
> >1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during
> >commercials.
> >
> >1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.
> >
> >1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
> >Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We
> >have no idea what mauve is.
> >
> >1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
> >
> >1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act
> >like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth
> >the hassle.
> >
> >1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an
> >answer you don't want to hear.
> >
> >1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is
> >fine. Really.
> >
> >1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared
> >to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or
> >monster trucks.
> >
> >1. You have enough clothes.
> >
> >1. You have too many shoes.
> >
> >1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.
> >
> >1. Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on
> >the couch tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that, it's
> >like camping.

Whiplash

hmmm...dunno if it's a repost or not, but it's gotta be at least 10 years old

EKdude

yeah i thought so.. i remember reading it somewhere

bbarbulo

iTrader: (2)

"I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that, it's like camping."

imported_cet_civic

those where good!

imported_Cablerat

classic...

spracingsports

yup, but why are we readin it? we know these rules, we need to post them on some chick site!!

PULOVR

I did a repost of it last week.

DJTre

However, it is hilarious.

bdotdan

someone should post this on SGR!!!!!!

Biggy

man those are so true tho, god damn if only they knew our rules, life would be so much easier, 1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that. like come on what do u expect us to do, wait till we get home and do it in private, sorry it just doesnt work that way lol...

imported_gatherer

funny stuff....

The G2 Racer

I got this in e-mail a while ago.
Funny though.