Married life??? or Single Life??
28-Aug-2008, 07:52 AM
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28-Aug-2008, 07:34 PM
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I thought the first post was hilarious. I've been married for 11 years, but I still think this is mad jokes. I don't think even a married man would do such a thing especially seeing the wife wearing that ... unless she is 300lbs and butt ugly. That's a different story.
28-Aug-2008, 07:36 PM
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Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting over
lunch and the conversation turns to their relationships. They decided that
night to surprise their men.. All three would wear a black leather bra and
thong, stiletto heels, and a mask over their eyes.
A few days later they meet up for lunch.
The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, "You are the woman of my dreams. I love you." Then we made love all night long.
The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather outfit, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex for hours.
The married woman: I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for the
night. When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bra, black
stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. He walked in the door, looked at me and said, "What's for dinner, Batman?"
hhhhhhmmmmm??? Should I be looking forward to marriage??? Your thoughts please ??? LOL hahahaha
lunch and the conversation turns to their relationships. They decided that
night to surprise their men.. All three would wear a black leather bra and
thong, stiletto heels, and a mask over their eyes.
A few days later they meet up for lunch.
The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, "You are the woman of my dreams. I love you." Then we made love all night long.
The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather outfit, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex for hours.
The married woman: I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for the
night. When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bra, black
stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. He walked in the door, looked at me and said, "What's for dinner, Batman?"
hhhhhhmmmmm??? Should I be looking forward to marriage??? Your thoughts please ??? LOL hahahaha
got this forward emails years ago .. just to let u know ...
but its still a great laugh
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