Married life??? or Single Life??
27-Aug-2008, 08:13 AM
#1
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Married life??? or Single Life??
Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting over
lunch and the conversation turns to their relationships. They decided that
night to surprise their men.. All three would wear a black leather bra and
thong, stiletto heels, and a mask over their eyes.
A few days later they meet up for lunch.
The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, "You are the woman of my dreams. I love you." Then we made love all night long.
The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather outfit, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex for hours.
The married woman: I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for the
night. When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bra, black
stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. He walked in the door, looked at me and said, "What's for dinner, Batman?"
hhhhhhmmmmm??? Should I be looking forward to marriage??? Your thoughts please ??? LOL hahahaha
lunch and the conversation turns to their relationships. They decided that
night to surprise their men.. All three would wear a black leather bra and
thong, stiletto heels, and a mask over their eyes.
A few days later they meet up for lunch.
The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, "You are the woman of my dreams. I love you." Then we made love all night long.
The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather outfit, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex for hours.
The married woman: I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for the
night. When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bra, black
stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. He walked in the door, looked at me and said, "What's for dinner, Batman?"
hhhhhhmmmmm??? Should I be looking forward to marriage??? Your thoughts please ??? LOL hahahaha
27-Aug-2008, 08:27 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: At your moms
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marriage is a job no doubt. hardest **** i have ever had to do. would i want to be single again? uh, no. the sex doesnt have to slow down though it can after kids but thats because kids wear you out.
but seeing luka naked is enough to kill anyones sex drive i would think.BWAHAHAHA!!!!!!
but seeing luka naked is enough to kill anyones sex drive i would think.BWAHAHAHA!!!!!!
funny
