Friday Joke
18-Aug-2006, 10:46 AM
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Friday Joke
A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks. While they're sitting there having a good time together she starts talking about this really great new drink.The more she talks about it, the more excited she gets, and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one. After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him. The bartender brings the drink and puts the following on the bar A saltshakera shot of Baileysand a shot of lime juice.The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains. "First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you drink the shot of Baileysand hold it in you mouth, and finally you drink the lime juice."So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it.He puts the salt on his tongue salty but OK.He drinks the shot of Baileys - smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant.He thinks this is OK. Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it
.In one second the sharp lime taste hits...At two seconds the Baileys curdles..At three seconds the salty curdled bitter taste hits.This triggers his gag reflex but being manly, and not wanting to disappoint his girlfriend, he swallows the now nasty drink. When he finally chokes it down he turns to his girlfriend, and says "****, what the heck do you call that drink?!!"She smiles widely at him and says, "Blow Job Revenge
18-Aug-2006, 01:20 PM
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I used to buy cement mixtures (and another name but I forget) for people turning 19.. followed by a prariefire.
along the lines of this woman complaining, a girlfriend said it doesn't taste very good, so I put my finger under her nose and said compare it to this.
She wasn't impressed.
along the lines of this woman complaining, a girlfriend said it doesn't taste very good, so I put my finger under her nose and said compare it to this.
She wasn't impressed.
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