Friday joke - check it out FOR SURE funnier than Brian's last 100 jokes :p
29-Sep-2006, 09:20 AM
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Friday joke - check it out FOR SURE funnier than Brian's last 100 jokes :p
Alabama State Trooper.
Two men were driving through Alabama when they got pulled over by a
State Trooper.
The cop walked up and tapped on the window with his nightstick.
The driver rolled down the window and "WHACK," the cop smacked him in
the head with his nightstick "What the hell was that for?" the driver
asked.
"You're in Alabama , son," the trooper answered. "When we pull you
over in Alabama , you better have your license ready by the time we get
to your car."
"I'm sorry, officer, " the driver said, "I'm from New York and didn't
know your laws here."
The trooper runs a check on the guy's license--he's clean and gives the
guy his license back.
The trooper then walks around to the passenger side and taps on the
window.
The passenger rolls down the window and "WHACK," the trooper smacks him
on the head with the nightstick. "What'd you do that for?" the passenger
demands.
"Just making your wish come true," replied the trooper.
"Making WHAT wish come true?" the passenger asked.
"Because I know you New Yorkers," the trooper says, "two miles down the
road you're gonna turn to your buddy and say..... "I wish that *******
would've tried that **** with me.
Two men were driving through Alabama when they got pulled over by a
State Trooper.
The cop walked up and tapped on the window with his nightstick.
The driver rolled down the window and "WHACK," the cop smacked him in
the head with his nightstick "What the hell was that for?" the driver
asked.
"You're in Alabama , son," the trooper answered. "When we pull you
over in Alabama , you better have your license ready by the time we get
to your car."
"I'm sorry, officer, " the driver said, "I'm from New York and didn't
know your laws here."
The trooper runs a check on the guy's license--he's clean and gives the
guy his license back.
The trooper then walks around to the passenger side and taps on the
window.
The passenger rolls down the window and "WHACK," the trooper smacks him
on the head with the nightstick. "What'd you do that for?" the passenger
demands.
"Just making your wish come true," replied the trooper.
"Making WHAT wish come true?" the passenger asked.
"Because I know you New Yorkers," the trooper says, "two miles down the
road you're gonna turn to your buddy and say..... "I wish that *******
would've tried that **** with me.
29-Sep-2006, 09:44 AM
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This is a good joke:
The only cow in a small town in Poland stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found that they could buy a cow from Moscow for 2,000 rubles, or one from Minsk for 1,000 rubles. Being frugal, they bought the cow from Minsk. The cow was wonderful. It produced lots of milk all the time, and the people were amazed and very happy. They decided to acquire a bull to mate with the cow and produce more cows like it. Then they would never have to worry about the milk supply again. They bought a bull and put it in the pasture with their beloved cow. However, whenever the bull came close to the cow, the cow would move away. No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move away from the bull and he could not succeed in his quest. The people were very upset and decided to ask the rabbi, who was very wise, what to do. They told the rabbi what was happening. "Whenever the bull approaches our cow, she moves away. If he approaches from the back, she moves forward. When he approaches her from the front, she backs off. An approach from the side and she just walks away to the other side." The rabbi thought about this for a minute and asked, "Did you buy this cow from Minsk?" The people were dumbfounded, since they had never mentioned where they had gotten the cow. "You are truly a wise rabbi," they said. "How did you know we got the cow from Minsk?" The rabbi answered sadly, "My wife is from Minsk."
The only cow in a small town in Poland stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found that they could buy a cow from Moscow for 2,000 rubles, or one from Minsk for 1,000 rubles. Being frugal, they bought the cow from Minsk. The cow was wonderful. It produced lots of milk all the time, and the people were amazed and very happy. They decided to acquire a bull to mate with the cow and produce more cows like it. Then they would never have to worry about the milk supply again. They bought a bull and put it in the pasture with their beloved cow. However, whenever the bull came close to the cow, the cow would move away. No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move away from the bull and he could not succeed in his quest. The people were very upset and decided to ask the rabbi, who was very wise, what to do. They told the rabbi what was happening. "Whenever the bull approaches our cow, she moves away. If he approaches from the back, she moves forward. When he approaches her from the front, she backs off. An approach from the side and she just walks away to the other side." The rabbi thought about this for a minute and asked, "Did you buy this cow from Minsk?" The people were dumbfounded, since they had never mentioned where they had gotten the cow. "You are truly a wise rabbi," they said. "How did you know we got the cow from Minsk?" The rabbi answered sadly, "My wife is from Minsk."
29-Sep-2006, 09:55 AM
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Originally posted by Gallagher
thats cuz your old.....you cant even get an erection anymore
thats cuz your old.....you cant even get an erection anymore
Brian's just hatin cuz he's lost his touch... he used to be funny once...
now he's so old and his his back is so stiff he can't even bend properly to take a pic...
HAHA i swear this pic NEVER gets old
29-Sep-2006, 10:00 AM
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Originally posted by Gallagher
hahahahaha, oh man....
Now if Brian can come back with a funny comment, I will respect him once again!
hahahahaha, oh man....
Now if Brian can come back with a funny comment, I will respect him once again!
That's it Alex, play it safe
29-Sep-2006, 10:02 AM
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Originally posted by Double_B
Don't need to, that's all Alex has, talk about me being old, Alex has to go back to old joke that he knows works.
That's it Alex, play it safe
Don't need to, that's all Alex has, talk about me being old, Alex has to go back to old joke that he knows works.
That's it Alex, play it safe
i think the viagra is messing with your mind man, are there any side effects other than the rapid loss of brain cells and arthiritis in ur spine??
or maybe he's used to that position for another reason?
29-Sep-2006, 10:08 AM
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Originally posted by SilverSiG
that's weak brian... there's no insult in there... where have you gone?!? are you ok?!?
i think the viagra is messing with your mind man, are there any side effects other than the rapid loss of brain cells and arthiritis in ur spine??
or maybe he's used to that position for another reason?
that's weak brian... there's no insult in there... where have you gone?!? are you ok?!?
i think the viagra is messing with your mind man, are there any side effects other than the rapid loss of brain cells and arthiritis in ur spine??
or maybe he's used to that position for another reason?
