friday afternoon joke
08-Sep-2006, 02:38 PM
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friday afternoon joke
A man, his wife, and annoying mother-in-law went on vacation to
Jerusalem.
While they were there the mother-in-law passed away.
The undertaker told them, "You can have her shipped home for
$5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150.
The man thought about it and told him he would just have her
shipped
home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your
mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here
and you would spend only
$150.00
The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and
& three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that
chance."
Jerusalem.
While they were there the mother-in-law passed away.
The undertaker told them, "You can have her shipped home for
$5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150.
The man thought about it and told him he would just have her
shipped
home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your
mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here
and you would spend only
$150.00
The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and
& three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that
chance."
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