Your room, ok??
11-Apr-2002, 04:22 AM
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Your room, ok??
HAHA Thought I'd share some funny experiences I had in China.. 
OK so there I was in my hotel room my first night just watching some TV (which I cannot understand) minding my own business and the phone rings... I pick up and there's a girl on the phone... She says "Your room, OK?"... Well since it wasn't messed up (yet) I say "yeah... OK..." 5 minutes later 'knock' 'knock' 'knock' ... hmm who could that be?? I look through the peep hole and.. WOAH!! CDM (since i'm in china they will be CDM) goodies!!! So i open the door.... She's wearing like tight flared black pants and a see through top with a black bra.... She invites herself in and I'm like "ummm OK... You clean room??" She goes "NO NO NO ma sa gee"... I'm like "wha???" "Ma sa gee" the she grabbs my member and at this point I can't speak she's got me by the *****, literally... She starts taking her clothes off... I'm like "Hey put your clothes back on you silly bitch!!" She didn't understand me all she said was "fuky fuky 1000 RMB (approx $200 cdn)" I go "No way!!", "800!", "NO", "500", "NO!", "ok for you special price... 250" , "WHAT?? you put your clothes off and you go now...", "I call you... i say your room ok?? you say OK" .... At this point I realized what had happenned I thought she said meant if my room is OK but i guess she was saying if it was ok to come to my room..... Damn 250 RMB ($50) for the night and she was HOT!! At least she stripped down to her thong and I paid nothing to see it
This happens night after night they always call up even at 4:00 am ... I had to unpludd my phone because of this!!! I asked my GF (sales rep of the hotel) about this and she said yeah the 6th floor has a massage (ma sa gee) parlor and they pimp off the girls to hotel guests.... Been to other hotels accross China and same treatment
Thought I'd share that.. maybe if your in china and want some cheap good looking CDM fun... Remember if you pay 300 it's a bit if you can get away with 200 your laughing!!
OK so there I was in my hotel room my first night just watching some TV (which I cannot understand) minding my own business and the phone rings... I pick up and there's a girl on the phone... She says "Your room, OK?"... Well since it wasn't messed up (yet) I say "yeah... OK..." 5 minutes later 'knock' 'knock' 'knock' ... hmm who could that be?? I look through the peep hole and.. WOAH!! CDM (since i'm in china they will be CDM) goodies!!! So i open the door.... She's wearing like tight flared black pants and a see through top with a black bra.... She invites herself in and I'm like "ummm OK... You clean room??" She goes "NO NO NO ma sa gee"... I'm like "wha???" "Ma sa gee" the she grabbs my member and at this point I can't speak she's got me by the *****, literally... She starts taking her clothes off... I'm like "Hey put your clothes back on you silly bitch!!" She didn't understand me all she said was "fuky fuky 1000 RMB (approx $200 cdn)" I go "No way!!", "800!", "NO", "500", "NO!", "ok for you special price... 250" , "WHAT?? you put your clothes off and you go now...", "I call you... i say your room ok?? you say OK" .... At this point I realized what had happenned I thought she said meant if my room is OK but i guess she was saying if it was ok to come to my room..... Damn 250 RMB ($50) for the night and she was HOT!! At least she stripped down to her thong and I paid nothing to see it
This happens night after night they always call up even at 4:00 am ... I had to unpludd my phone because of this!!! I asked my GF (sales rep of the hotel) about this and she said yeah the 6th floor has a massage (ma sa gee) parlor and they pimp off the girls to hotel guests.... Been to other hotels accross China and same treatment Thought I'd share that.. maybe if your in china and want some cheap good looking CDM fun... Remember if you pay 300 it's a bit if you can get away with 200 your laughing!!
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11-Apr-2002, 10:47 AM
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Re: Your room, ok??
Originally posted by OcTaNeTeDdY
HAHA Thought I'd share some funny experiences I had in China..
OK so there I was in my hotel room my first night just watching some TV (which I cannot understand) minding my own business and the phone rings... I pick up and there's a girl on the phone... She says "Your room, OK?"... Well since it wasn't messed up (yet) I say "yeah... OK..." 5 minutes later 'knock' 'knock' 'knock' ... hmm who could that be?? I look through the peep hole and.. WOAH!! CDM (since i'm in china they will be CDM) goodies!!! So i open the door.... She's wearing like tight flared black pants and a see through top with a black bra.... She invites herself in and I'm like "ummm OK... You clean room??" She goes "NO NO NO ma sa gee"... I'm like "wha???" "Ma sa gee" the she grabbs my member and at this point I can't speak she's got me by the *****, literally... She starts taking her clothes off... I'm like "Hey put your clothes back on you silly bitch!!" She didn't understand me all she said was "fuky fuky 1000 RMB (approx $200 cdn)" I go "No way!!", "800!", "NO", "500", "NO!", "ok for you special price... 250" , "WHAT?? you put your clothes off and you go now...", "I call you... i say your room ok?? you say OK" .... At this point I realized what had happenned I thought she said meant if my room is OK but i guess she was saying if it was ok to come to my room..... Damn 250 RMB ($50) for the night and she was HOT!! At least she stripped down to her thong and I paid nothing to see it This happens night after night they always call up even at 4:00 am ... I had to unpludd my phone because of this!!! I asked my GF (sales rep of the hotel) about this and she said yeah the 6th floor has a massage (ma sa gee) parlor and they pimp off the girls to hotel guests.... Been to other hotels accross China and same treatment
Thought I'd share that.. maybe if your in china and want some cheap good looking CDM fun... Remember if you pay 300 it's a bit if you can get away with 200 your laughing!!
HAHA Thought I'd share some funny experiences I had in China..
OK so there I was in my hotel room my first night just watching some TV (which I cannot understand) minding my own business and the phone rings... I pick up and there's a girl on the phone... She says "Your room, OK?"... Well since it wasn't messed up (yet) I say "yeah... OK..." 5 minutes later 'knock' 'knock' 'knock' ... hmm who could that be?? I look through the peep hole and.. WOAH!! CDM (since i'm in china they will be CDM) goodies!!! So i open the door.... She's wearing like tight flared black pants and a see through top with a black bra.... She invites herself in and I'm like "ummm OK... You clean room??" She goes "NO NO NO ma sa gee"... I'm like "wha???" "Ma sa gee" the she grabbs my member and at this point I can't speak she's got me by the *****, literally... She starts taking her clothes off... I'm like "Hey put your clothes back on you silly bitch!!" She didn't understand me all she said was "fuky fuky 1000 RMB (approx $200 cdn)" I go "No way!!", "800!", "NO", "500", "NO!", "ok for you special price... 250" , "WHAT?? you put your clothes off and you go now...", "I call you... i say your room ok?? you say OK" .... At this point I realized what had happenned I thought she said meant if my room is OK but i guess she was saying if it was ok to come to my room..... Damn 250 RMB ($50) for the night and she was HOT!! At least she stripped down to her thong and I paid nothing to see it
This happens night after night they always call up even at 4:00 am ... I had to unpludd my phone because of this!!! I asked my GF (sales rep of the hotel) about this and she said yeah the 6th floor has a massage (ma sa gee) parlor and they pimp off the girls to hotel guests.... Been to other hotels accross China and same treatment Thought I'd share that.. maybe if your in china and want some cheap good looking CDM fun... Remember if you pay 300 it's a bit if you can get away with 200 your laughing!!
11-Apr-2002, 08:21 PM
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hey, where in china were you and which hotel was it?? how many stars?
people were warning me about stuff like this when i went during xmas...also saying how prostitutes would go into the hotel rooms during the day (when u were out) to take showers 'n stuff...
but i never saw any of that!!! damn...
the hotels i stayed at were 4 or 5 star...i never saw any CDM hookers!!!
but yah, good job on the bargaining...its so funny how they always inflate their prices...
if you pay anything more than 25% of what their initial asking price was, you've already been ripped off!!!!!!!!
basically, if u just learn to walk away and pretend to lose interest in the item, u'll always get the item at the price u want!!!
people were warning me about stuff like this when i went during xmas...also saying how prostitutes would go into the hotel rooms during the day (when u were out) to take showers 'n stuff...
but i never saw any of that!!! damn...
the hotels i stayed at were 4 or 5 star...i never saw any CDM hookers!!!
but yah, good job on the bargaining...its so funny how they always inflate their prices...
if you pay anything more than 25% of what their initial asking price was, you've already been ripped off!!!!!!!!
basically, if u just learn to walk away and pretend to lose interest in the item, u'll always get the item at the price u want!!!
11-Apr-2002, 09:37 PM
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Go to Vietnam, you can rent hookers for a whole month for $500 from pimps. Everyday they'll send a different girl to your hotel room, once at night and once in the morning. 
That's 2 chicks a day, 30 days that's 60 chicks... that's less than $10 bucks a chick.
11-Apr-2002, 09:43 PM
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Originally posted by Jugglez
Go to Vietnam, you can rent hookers for a whole month for $500 from pimps. Everyday they'll send a different girl to your hotel room, once at night and once in the morning. That's 2 chicks a day, 30 days that's 60 chicks... that's less than $10 bucks a chick.
Go to Vietnam, you can rent hookers for a whole month for $500 from pimps. Everyday they'll send a different girl to your hotel room, once at night and once in the morning. That's 2 chicks a day, 30 days that's 60 chicks... that's less than $10 bucks a chick.
i know where I wanna go for my next vacation
11-Apr-2002, 10:23 PM
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Originally posted by Jugglez
Go to Vietnam, you can rent hookers for a whole month for $500 from pimps. Everyday they'll send a different girl to your hotel room, once at night and once in the morning. That's 2 chicks a day, 30 days that's 60 chicks... that's less than $10 bucks a chick.
Go to Vietnam, you can rent hookers for a whole month for $500 from pimps. Everyday they'll send a different girl to your hotel room, once at night and once in the morning. That's 2 chicks a day, 30 days that's 60 chicks... that's less than $10 bucks a chick.
