what kind of fortune is this?
#41
Originally posted by Surfofpink
If I was a fortune cookie writer I would put stuff like
"You're going to die in 7 days"
"Your son is gay"
"There's no santa claus"
Your cat is dead"
Shatter peoples dreams after a chinese meal.
Can you imagine the looks on peoples faces after opening their cookies?
"OH Im so excited I wonder what mines says!! Horray"
***Opens cookie 'Your cat is dead'***
"OMG NO not fluffy... wah wah":cry:
If I was a fortune cookie writer I would put stuff like
"You're going to die in 7 days"
"Your son is gay"
"There's no santa claus"
Your cat is dead"
Shatter peoples dreams after a chinese meal.
Can you imagine the looks on peoples faces after opening their cookies?
"OH Im so excited I wonder what mines says!! Horray"
***Opens cookie 'Your cat is dead'***
"OMG NO not fluffy... wah wah":cry:
#43
haha... i got a fortune one night... said you're gonna have a good time or something like that. LOL I was supposed to go to Guv next day but ended up not going that time. therefore, no good time was in sight. fortune was straight wrong sux0rs
#44
Originally posted by Surfofpink
If I was a fortune cookie writer I would put stuff like
"You're going to die in 7 days"
"Your son is gay"
"There's no santa claus"
Your cat is dead"
If I was a fortune cookie writer I would put stuff like
"You're going to die in 7 days"
"Your son is gay"
"There's no santa claus"
Your cat is dead"
#45
Originally posted by GinoLicious
i dont need ne of this, im Gino, all the women just come to me.
i dont need ne of this, im Gino, all the women just come to me.
#46
Originally posted by Tikal
You are extremely gay. And you are NOT funny, so go pluck your eyebrows or something.
You are extremely gay. And you are NOT funny, so go pluck your eyebrows or something.
I don't need to pluck my eyebrows, I got them waxed last week... plus I'm pretty sure you borrowed my tweezers the other day and didn't give them back.. Something about S&M? You can keep them
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