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Old 24-Feb-2005, 07:35 PM
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spracingsports or whatever his name is is pretty gay too, u can have a long distance relationship with him
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Old 24-Feb-2005, 07:38 PM
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i got one once that said .......

"help, I'm being held hostage in a chinese bakery"
 
Old 24-Feb-2005, 07:42 PM
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Originally posted by The Prophet
i got one once that said .......

"help, I'm being held hostage in a chinese bakery"

LMAO hahaha, not bad i think they were trying to tell ya something..
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Old 24-Feb-2005, 09:03 PM
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Originally posted by The Prophet
i got one once that said .......

"help, I'm being held hostage in a chinese bakery"
Thats pretty funny

Nice sig Kieran.
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Old 24-Feb-2005, 09:17 PM
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thos things are soo dumb one time me an two other friends opened up thos things an all three of ours were the same
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Mandarin gives out the same.
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Old 24-Feb-2005, 10:37 PM
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at my house we always add "in bed" at the end of your fortune. It makes things more exciting.
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Old 25-Feb-2005, 12:58 AM
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"maybe you can live on the moon in next century in bed"
i dunno about u but id rather just not live on the moon, itd be pretty gay and boring up there
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Old 25-Feb-2005, 01:00 AM
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I collect them and carry them in the back of my wallet.. these two are my favourites
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Old 25-Feb-2005, 01:01 AM
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haha , not bad^^

atleast yours makes sense
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Old 25-Feb-2005, 01:04 AM
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like when your gonna meet your new boyfriend
LMAO

i heard on the news that the fortune cookie writers are on strike, so maybe their getting their revenge
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Old 25-Feb-2005, 01:09 AM
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If I was a fortune cookie writer I would put stuff like
"You're going to die in 7 days"
"Your son is gay"
"There's no santa claus"
Your cat is dead"
Shatter peoples dreams after a chinese meal.
Can you imagine the looks on peoples faces after opening their cookies?
"OH Im so excited I wonder what mines says!! Horray"
***Opens cookie 'Your cat is dead'***
"OMG NO not fluffy... wah wah":cry:
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Old 25-Feb-2005, 01:11 AM
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if i were a fortune cookie writer, i would write stuff that makes sense
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Old 25-Feb-2005, 05:27 AM
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hey remember..if you get more then two fortunes in a cookie, dont read it.....bad luck!!!
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Surf, you collect them?
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Old 25-Feb-2005, 08:48 AM
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i put the good ones, or memorable ones in my wallet
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Old 25-Feb-2005, 08:50 AM
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Originally posted by kIeRaN
i put the good ones, or memorable ones in my wallet
To always bring you goo fortune?

i dont need ne of this, im Gino, all the women just come to me.
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Old 25-Feb-2005, 08:55 AM
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Don't you know the basic rule of fortune cookies???

you suppose to add the words "In Bed" to the end of the statement then it makes more sense
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Old 25-Feb-2005, 08:56 AM
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Don't you know the basic rule of fortune cookies???

you suppose to add the words "In Bed" to the end of the statement then it makes more sense
Never heard of that rule ever.
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Old 25-Feb-2005, 09:03 AM
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Originally posted by gatherer
Don't you know the basic rule of fortune cookies???

you suppose to add the words "In Bed" to the end of the statement then it makes more sense
thats already been said bud
Originally posted by Brett
at my house we always add "in bed" at the end of your fortune. It makes things more exciting.
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