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Old 19-Mar-2004, 04:16 PM
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SUPER NEWBY - check this for a good laugh

Ok heres what happened. This girl I know put on her msn name that "hondas are like tampons every pu$$y has one, sean's s2000 is an exception" this was a joke though ya know.

So some joker on her list messages her saying the following:

"crazy_wiltron@hotmail.com says:
tell "sean" that my ford probe will whoop his sorry s2000's ***"

So i then tell her to add him into our convo, she does as requested.

He then begins to say, he will get pics for me ahahahaha. Im like pics dont do justice, give me specs. Now I am not the street racing type nor do I condone it, but I thought I would post a few of his nitwit comments to sprak a little laughter in your day.

He leaves the convo but tells her to send the following statements to me:

"crazy_wiltron@hotmail.com says:
tell mr hot shot that i have a PRM CAI, with a Borla Catback exhaust. No turbo or nos, but running a 6 speed tranny with 2nd stage clutch. HKS Airfilter and noname intercooler"

Im like ahahahah intercooler on a naturally aspirated car. Now as some of you know I have an mx6, so I know a "bit" ahahahaha about the mx6/probe.

Moving on, she sends my comment to him he replys by saying:

"crazy_wiltron@hotmail.com says:
whatever.. im happy with my car, and its not what you have under the hood, its how you drive it.. nos is for fast and the furious wannabes and kids who have too much money. Intercoolers help keep the engine temperature down giving better preformance too, not just for forced induction"

"crazy_wiltron@hotmail.com says:
im done with this discussion.. a simple car discussion, I was interested to hear what this guy had done with his car, and i get total attitude.. so screw him"

All I did was asking him what he had done for him to say he could "whoop" my beloved S2000!

Well, send all kind comments if you wish to crazy_wiltron@hotmail.com

Thank you, hope you had a chuckle after reading my story

Now drive safe, and have a good spring. Car comes out very soon!
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Old 19-Mar-2004, 04:39 PM
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hahaha ROFL

SERIOUS!! I've met a few of these Probe rednecks... they're a special breed.

I mean, even Ford shut the project down as an admission of "yeah, fawk this car was so bad, even WE couldn't keep it in our lineup"
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Old 19-Mar-2004, 05:11 PM
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i have an intercooler on my roof, it helps keep my head cooler in the winter months, i also live in an igloo and sell ice to eskimos.
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Old 19-Mar-2004, 05:18 PM
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its not to hard to make some of those early turbo probes 12 second cars
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Old 19-Mar-2004, 05:29 PM
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its a small word... in the super huge town of waterdown we have a probe driver who is all that and a bag of potatoe chips....



for another chuckle though... there is this kid who last spring got his g2... so his mommy bought him a 2nd gen talon.... not sure if its turbo or 4wd but basically a month after i first say him driving this car i see that the front end is smashed up and the drivers side headlight lense is just not there.... well lone behond i saw his car last week... nothing has changed
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Old 19-Mar-2004, 05:31 PM
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Someone else is always faster, so....
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Old 19-Mar-2004, 07:28 PM
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Originally posted by bbarbulo
hahaha ROFL

SERIOUS!! I've met a few of these Probe rednecks... they're a special breed.

I mean, even Ford shut the project down as an admission of "yeah, fawk this car was so bad, even WE couldn't keep it in our lineup"
Well the Ford Probe was a piece of crap from the start, but the Ford Probe has not technically disappeared.

When Ford released the new Mustang in 1994, Probe sales began to deteriorate. Due to the decreasing sales, Ford planned on discontinuing the Probe, making the '96 model the last Probe year, but then continued production through to the '97 model year. During that year, Ford only sold 32,505 Probes, making it the worst selling Ford car for that year. On March 17th, 1997, Ford announced the discontinuation of the Probe, Thunderbird, Cougar, and Aerostar. Although the Probe, Thunderbird, and Cougar were discontinued, Ford planned on reintroducing the three in the coming years. The third generation Probe was to be built on the same platform as the Ford Contour and Mercury Mystique as the earlier generation Probes were built on the Mazda MX-6 and 626 platform. The base third generation Probe would have the same 4-cylinder engine as the second generation Probes, but producing more power with 125hp at 5500 rpm and 130 foot/pounds of torque at 4000 rpm. The GT's V6 engine, like the 4-cylinder, is the same 2.5 litre as the previous generation's V6, though it will produce 170hp at 6250 rpm and 165 foot/pounds of torque at 4250 rpm. The new Cougar was born from what was to be the new Probe. In June of '98, Ford introduced the new Probe… as the redesign 1999 Mercury Cougar.
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Old 19-Mar-2004, 08:11 PM
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the ford probe was the only car designed by a woman to meet a woman's ergonomic needs...so its bascially a woman's car through and through

For women by women...thats the probe, so they are more like a tampon arent they...the name is fitting aswell!
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Old 20-Mar-2004, 05:44 PM
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lol, watch out he has a CAI and an exhaust, lol
 
Old 21-Mar-2004, 12:33 AM
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Originally posted by CyniKal.Mindset
they are more like a tampon arent they...the name is fitting aswell!
owned.
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