Greetings from Puerto Plata!!!
#1
Greetings from Puerto Plata!!!
Hey guys, I am sending this from the Riu Mambo in beautiful Puerto Plata, Dominican Republic. I got in last night around 9:30, and my sweaty adventure has started hehe. This place is humid, temp is same as at home but with 90% humidity!
You gotta see this place. It´s huge! I´m in the middle of the mountains and totally isolated in this resort community. This is the perfect place to bring your girl. It´s hot, romantic, the staff r awsome, and the drinks are STRONG! I´ve never seen so many inclusive drinks in my life. I´m drinking a Ma Tay as I type hehe. Even our "mini bar" has like 4 full size bottles of rum, whisky, etc, flipped upside down with a little nozzle haha. What can I say, the place is gorgeous, and like everything is inclusive. I think this is the best value vacation around. We booked on friday and left yesterday, and our trip was like $600 CDN and no tax. I will definitly be coming back here next year. haven´t seen too many single ladies, but I´m sure I´ll find some. There´s a lot of couples, and i was surprised at how great a number the guests from Europe are. I´ve been seeing old saggy topless women all day hahah! Anyways, I better jet because this thing allready logged off once in the middle of typing. I´ll keep in touch later this week. I´m gonna be going on a Catamaran snorkle/scuba trip. Gotta find me some dirtbikes to rent too. Anyways, have fun at school or work, I´ll be thinking of you all!
"hey bartender, another Daquiery please"
You gotta see this place. It´s huge! I´m in the middle of the mountains and totally isolated in this resort community. This is the perfect place to bring your girl. It´s hot, romantic, the staff r awsome, and the drinks are STRONG! I´ve never seen so many inclusive drinks in my life. I´m drinking a Ma Tay as I type hehe. Even our "mini bar" has like 4 full size bottles of rum, whisky, etc, flipped upside down with a little nozzle haha. What can I say, the place is gorgeous, and like everything is inclusive. I think this is the best value vacation around. We booked on friday and left yesterday, and our trip was like $600 CDN and no tax. I will definitly be coming back here next year. haven´t seen too many single ladies, but I´m sure I´ll find some. There´s a lot of couples, and i was surprised at how great a number the guests from Europe are. I´ve been seeing old saggy topless women all day hahah! Anyways, I better jet because this thing allready logged off once in the middle of typing. I´ll keep in touch later this week. I´m gonna be going on a Catamaran snorkle/scuba trip. Gotta find me some dirtbikes to rent too. Anyways, have fun at school or work, I´ll be thinking of you all!
"hey bartender, another Daquiery please"
#8
Originally posted by cosmic
this goes to show you just how addictive TCC is..... he's on vacation...but still finds time to post
good to see you're having A GREAT TIME
this goes to show you just how addictive TCC is..... he's on vacation...but still finds time to post
good to see you're having A GREAT TIME
"Must....try... to...pull...self....from...computer....must.....tr y...."
#11
UPDATE: This place is nice but that's about it. Like there is absolutely nothing to do here. The excursions are a fortune, and the food is ****. We've been having nothing but problems with our dinner plans and stuff. Like they wont take you if you don't have a reservation even if 3/4 of the place is empty. i really like the scenery, it's gorgeous, but like the rest isn't really worth it. I want a McDonald's burger!!!!!!!!!! haha. I think the worst part really is that there is no girls. What ever good looking girls there are (rare) , they're with their boyfreinds or husbands. The ugly ones are biatches or are busy getting it on with the staff. haha. The staff here is jokes. It reminds me of that episode of the Simpsons where they go to Brazil. "Gu have to ware a Speedo!"
If you are a drinker this is the place to be. You can basically drink away the cost of your trip. The beer is like Gingerale, but the mixed drinks are strong as hell. I dont really drink, so I guess that's why I'm bored. I really wanna smoke a spliff to pass the time hehe.
BTW, yeah the Mirange is really nice, and the Brichata is even nicer. We make the 15 min walk in the heat over there every time we eat hehe. I think I'm like the most underdressed person here come dinner time. Like I wear the usual stuff but all the damn foreighners keep looking at us weird. And we're like the only english speaking people. Everyone is either German, Dutch, Swedish, etc etc. I've been reciting line from Austin Powers 3 Goldmember the whole time. Damn Dutch bastards! hehe. Anyways I only have like 3 min left on the timer. I'll talk to you guys real soon. Pray for MOJO. hehe, it's still better than being in cschool or work haha. Aight peace everyone
If you are a drinker this is the place to be. You can basically drink away the cost of your trip. The beer is like Gingerale, but the mixed drinks are strong as hell. I dont really drink, so I guess that's why I'm bored. I really wanna smoke a spliff to pass the time hehe.
BTW, yeah the Mirange is really nice, and the Brichata is even nicer. We make the 15 min walk in the heat over there every time we eat hehe. I think I'm like the most underdressed person here come dinner time. Like I wear the usual stuff but all the damn foreighners keep looking at us weird. And we're like the only english speaking people. Everyone is either German, Dutch, Swedish, etc etc. I've been reciting line from Austin Powers 3 Goldmember the whole time. Damn Dutch bastards! hehe. Anyways I only have like 3 min left on the timer. I'll talk to you guys real soon. Pray for MOJO. hehe, it's still better than being in cschool or work haha. Aight peace everyone
#12
Originally posted by Promoking
UPDATE: This place is nice but that's about it. Like there is absolutely nothing to do here. The excursions are a fortune, and the food is ****. We've been having nothing but problems with our dinner plans and stuff. Like they wont take you if you don't have a reservation even if 3/4 of the place is empty. i really like the scenery, it's gorgeous, but like the rest isn't really worth it. I want a McDonald's burger!!!!!!!!!! haha. I think the worst part really is that there is no girls. What ever good looking girls there are (rare) , they're with their boyfreinds or husbands. The ugly ones are biatches or are busy getting it on with the staff. haha. The staff here is jokes. It reminds me of that episode of the Simpsons where they go to Brazil. "Gu have to ware a Speedo!"
If you are a drinker this is the place to be. You can basically drink away the cost of your trip. The beer is like Gingerale, but the mixed drinks are strong as hell. I dont really drink, so I guess that's why I'm bored. I really wanna smoke a spliff to pass the time hehe.
BTW, yeah the Mirange is really nice, and the Brichata is even nicer. We make the 15 min walk in the heat over there every time we eat hehe. I think I'm like the most underdressed person here come dinner time. Like I wear the usual stuff but all the damn foreighners keep looking at us weird. And we're like the only english speaking people. Everyone is either German, Dutch, Swedish, etc etc. I've been reciting line from Austin Powers 3 Goldmember the whole time. Damn Dutch bastards! hehe. Anyways I only have like 3 min left on the timer. I'll talk to you guys real soon. Pray for MOJO. hehe, it's still better than being in cschool or work haha. Aight peace everyone
UPDATE: This place is nice but that's about it. Like there is absolutely nothing to do here. The excursions are a fortune, and the food is ****. We've been having nothing but problems with our dinner plans and stuff. Like they wont take you if you don't have a reservation even if 3/4 of the place is empty. i really like the scenery, it's gorgeous, but like the rest isn't really worth it. I want a McDonald's burger!!!!!!!!!! haha. I think the worst part really is that there is no girls. What ever good looking girls there are (rare) , they're with their boyfreinds or husbands. The ugly ones are biatches or are busy getting it on with the staff. haha. The staff here is jokes. It reminds me of that episode of the Simpsons where they go to Brazil. "Gu have to ware a Speedo!"
If you are a drinker this is the place to be. You can basically drink away the cost of your trip. The beer is like Gingerale, but the mixed drinks are strong as hell. I dont really drink, so I guess that's why I'm bored. I really wanna smoke a spliff to pass the time hehe.
BTW, yeah the Mirange is really nice, and the Brichata is even nicer. We make the 15 min walk in the heat over there every time we eat hehe. I think I'm like the most underdressed person here come dinner time. Like I wear the usual stuff but all the damn foreighners keep looking at us weird. And we're like the only english speaking people. Everyone is either German, Dutch, Swedish, etc etc. I've been reciting line from Austin Powers 3 Goldmember the whole time. Damn Dutch bastards! hehe. Anyways I only have like 3 min left on the timer. I'll talk to you guys real soon. Pray for MOJO. hehe, it's still better than being in cschool or work haha. Aight peace everyone
WHAT ABOUT PLAN B YOU HAVE AUSTIN POWERS "FASZA"
sorry to hear their are no broads but get drunk and everyone starts lookin good
#16
I'm back!!!!!!!!!!!! Where's my parade?
I got in like over 2 hours ago, and after dropping off our bags, my bro and I cruised out to Dudebridge for McDonalds even though we've got one like 2 seconds from my place hehe. He wanted to run his car cause it's been sitting all week. Anyways, I'm glad to be home. I miss cold air.
The plane ride home scared the **** out of me, long story. BTW, Friday night I got ******* hammered hehe. Then all the girls were looking good. I was dancing with girls, couples, basically anything with T&A hehe. Well I'm tired, so I'll post some more tommorrow sometime. aight pace.
I got in like over 2 hours ago, and after dropping off our bags, my bro and I cruised out to Dudebridge for McDonalds even though we've got one like 2 seconds from my place hehe. He wanted to run his car cause it's been sitting all week. Anyways, I'm glad to be home. I miss cold air.
The plane ride home scared the **** out of me, long story. BTW, Friday night I got ******* hammered hehe. Then all the girls were looking good. I was dancing with girls, couples, basically anything with T&A hehe. Well I'm tired, so I'll post some more tommorrow sometime. aight pace.
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