Coma confusion?
19-Jan-2005, 12:16 PM
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Coma confusion?
A woman was in a coma, she had been in it for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a blanket bath._ One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her._ They tried it again and sure enough there was a small, recognizable movement.
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They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma."
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The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd close the curtains for privacy._ The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room.
After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no
heart rate._ The nurses run back into the room. "What happened?" they cried. ____
The husband said, "I'm not sure, but I think she choked".
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They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma."
____
The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd close the curtains for privacy._ The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room.
After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no
heart rate._ The nurses run back into the room. "What happened?" they cried. ____
The husband said, "I'm not sure, but I think she choked".
Literally laughed in the middle of class.
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