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Old 02-Mar-2005, 07:29 AM
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Canadian Women A!


Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given
their new wives duties.

Terry had married a woman from America, and bragged that he had told
his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that
needed done at their house. He said that it took a couple days but on the
third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and
put away.

Jimmie had married a woman from Australia. He bragged that he had
given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and
the
cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but
the
next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes
were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.
The third man had married a Canadian girl. He boasted that he told
her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn
mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said.
the
first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything,
but
by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the
dishwasher, and call a landscaper.

God Bless Canadian Women
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Old 02-Mar-2005, 08:11 AM
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haha gotta love canadian women
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Old 02-Mar-2005, 08:12 AM
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lol, not bad
 
Old 02-Mar-2005, 08:22 AM
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AHHAHAH.. Good one...
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I have heard that joke but reversing the sexes
i think thats how it was meant
hahahahaah
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