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Old 16-May-2003, 11:22 AM
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Cops speeding

hey peeps
just watch out for cops this weekend , already gto nailed this morning for 70 in a 50.

watch your speed!!!

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Old 16-May-2003, 11:27 AM
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you got nailed or did a cop get nailed?
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Old 16-May-2003, 11:42 AM
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always drive slow and you never have a problem
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Old 16-May-2003, 11:56 AM
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I drove the speedlimit and the cop was riding my ***! But to hell with that.. I'll keep driving the limit.

It was a 40 zone and I was doing 40 (one lane road)... and the cop was like half a meter behind my bumper following me the whole way...
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No Spleeny, that's when you wait for him to look away, and slowly sneak onto your brakes, and BAM!! you get a new car Cuz you know how cops "patrol", but really they are scoping the sidewalks for hot chix in hot pants and tube tops so watch your rear view, and slam on the brakes
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Originally posted by NoSpleeny
I drove the speedlimit and the cop was riding my ***! But to hell with that.. I'll keep driving the limit.

It was a 40 zone and I was doing 40 (one lane road)... and the cop was like half a meter behind my bumper following me the whole way...
if i were u, i will drive 25, and when the cops pulls me aside, i will tell him that... hey, the sign says maximum 40, but never stated the minimum.....


i'll do this just to **** the cops off
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Old 16-May-2003, 12:36 PM
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Originally posted by bbarbulo
No Spleeny, that's when you wait for him to look away, and slowly sneak onto your brakes, and BAM!! you get a new car Cuz you know how cops "patrol", but really they are scoping the sidewalks for hot chix in hot pants and tube tops so watch your rear view, and slam on the brakes
hehe! Is that really what cops do? Cuz it was down close to Ryerson so I wouldn't be surprised if he was scoping out the hot university girls wearing tube tops and mini-skirts
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Old 16-May-2003, 12:37 PM
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Originally posted by urpapa


if i were u, i will drive 25, and when the cops pulls me aside, i will tell him that... hey, the sign says maximum 40, but never stated the minimum.....


i'll do this just to **** the cops off
I would drive 30 just to **** him off but I think if I drive 25.. he might ticket me for driving unnecessarily slow
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Old 16-May-2003, 12:44 PM
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Originally posted by urpapa


if i were u, i will drive 25, and when the cops pulls me aside, i will tell him that... hey, the sign says maximum 40, but never stated the minimum.....


i'll do this just to **** the cops off
he'll slap you with a ticket for blocking the flow of traffic ... I'm not sure of the exact title of the ticket but it does exsist

follow bbarbulo's advice ... get him to really look stupid then ....

the funny part is Nospleeny your car is hardly done up ... I mean it's not like it's painted a bright color and has a 4 inch drop with 4 15" subs to get attention
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Old 16-May-2003, 01:01 PM
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Hell if I was a cop, what kinda job gives you the power to go anywhere you want asking anything you wish and stop anyone at anytime you like?

I gotta tell ya, one time I was followed by a cop on 401 West bound, I was doing 120 and I said to myself, ****... not my day.

So I slowly drove to the the shoulder, the cop followed me and then we stopped. The office walked up to me and it was a SHE!

SHE WAS HOT!!! I hope it was just a joke and she is a hot stripper but obviously it ain't gonna happen. Then something happened, probably someone paged her and she just got in her car, and left...

I was like... huh?
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Old 16-May-2003, 01:05 PM
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Originally posted by NoSpleeny
I drove the speedlimit and the cop was riding my ***! But to hell with that.. I'll keep driving the limit.

It was a 40 zone and I was doing 40 (one lane road)... and the cop was like half a meter behind my bumper following me the whole way...
Just pull your hand brake and let him smash right into you...and when you get out of your car just say wtf don't you know how to drive?
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Old 16-May-2003, 01:09 PM
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Just pull your hand brake and let him smash right into you...and when you get out of your car just say wtf don't you know how to drive?


I should do that! THere's always cops around Church & Gould St. (or whatever it's called.

I dunno.. I somehow think there'd be a HUGE investigation and I'd somehow have the blaim pinned on me.
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Old 16-May-2003, 01:12 PM
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a rear ender is always the fault of the car in the back ... you'd be fine
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Old 16-May-2003, 02:23 PM
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plus he won't even know that you braked cuz the hand brake doesn't light up your brake lights....trust me next time get'em good... just say "officer, why were you tailgating me! You startled me and YOU made me panic!, now YOU pay!
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Old 16-May-2003, 02:33 PM
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Well i must say...

All you guys plotting against the cops will get you nothing but unneccesary hassles.

You would really smash up the rear of your car just for spite against law enforcement?

Cmonnnnnn....

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Old 16-May-2003, 03:03 PM
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trust me i know of people doing this.. it teaches them not to tailgate and follow the damn rules of law in which they 'too' should abide by... they're the ones that should set a good example..

j/k you also get a new bumper and a paint job + extra cash in your pocket!
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Old 16-May-2003, 03:18 PM
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Ouch my neck!
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Old 28-May-2003, 01:25 AM
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Okay how about this then...
lets say you do slam on the breaks and he dose hit you. what are you gonna tell him???
why did you stop? then your done for sure.
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Old 28-May-2003, 01:59 PM
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Originally posted by Nova_Dust

SHE WAS HOT!!! I hope it was just a joke and she is a hot stripper but obviously it ain't gonna happen.
reminds me of Days of Thunder
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Old 11-Jun-2003, 12:09 AM
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Cops usually ride your tail because they are running your plates.
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