Cops speeding
#4
I drove the speedlimit and the cop was riding my ***! But to hell with that.. I'll keep driving the limit.
It was a 40 zone and I was doing 40 (one lane road)... and the cop was like half a meter behind my bumper following me the whole way...
It was a 40 zone and I was doing 40 (one lane road)... and the cop was like half a meter behind my bumper following me the whole way...
#5
No Spleeny, that's when you wait for him to look away, and slowly sneak onto your brakes, and BAM!! you get a new car Cuz you know how cops "patrol", but really they are scoping the sidewalks for hot chix in hot pants and tube tops so watch your rear view, and slam on the brakes
#6
Originally posted by NoSpleeny
I drove the speedlimit and the cop was riding my ***! But to hell with that.. I'll keep driving the limit.
It was a 40 zone and I was doing 40 (one lane road)... and the cop was like half a meter behind my bumper following me the whole way...
I drove the speedlimit and the cop was riding my ***! But to hell with that.. I'll keep driving the limit.
It was a 40 zone and I was doing 40 (one lane road)... and the cop was like half a meter behind my bumper following me the whole way...
i'll do this just to **** the cops off
#7
Originally posted by bbarbulo
No Spleeny, that's when you wait for him to look away, and slowly sneak onto your brakes, and BAM!! you get a new car Cuz you know how cops "patrol", but really they are scoping the sidewalks for hot chix in hot pants and tube tops so watch your rear view, and slam on the brakes
No Spleeny, that's when you wait for him to look away, and slowly sneak onto your brakes, and BAM!! you get a new car Cuz you know how cops "patrol", but really they are scoping the sidewalks for hot chix in hot pants and tube tops so watch your rear view, and slam on the brakes
#8
Originally posted by urpapa
if i were u, i will drive 25, and when the cops pulls me aside, i will tell him that... hey, the sign says maximum 40, but never stated the minimum.....
i'll do this just to **** the cops off
if i were u, i will drive 25, and when the cops pulls me aside, i will tell him that... hey, the sign says maximum 40, but never stated the minimum.....
i'll do this just to **** the cops off
#9
Originally posted by urpapa
if i were u, i will drive 25, and when the cops pulls me aside, i will tell him that... hey, the sign says maximum 40, but never stated the minimum.....
i'll do this just to **** the cops off
if i were u, i will drive 25, and when the cops pulls me aside, i will tell him that... hey, the sign says maximum 40, but never stated the minimum.....
i'll do this just to **** the cops off
follow bbarbulo's advice ... get him to really look stupid then ....
the funny part is Nospleeny your car is hardly done up ... I mean it's not like it's painted a bright color and has a 4 inch drop with 4 15" subs to get attention
#10
Hell if I was a cop, what kinda job gives you the power to go anywhere you want asking anything you wish and stop anyone at anytime you like?
I gotta tell ya, one time I was followed by a cop on 401 West bound, I was doing 120 and I said to myself, ****... not my day.
So I slowly drove to the the shoulder, the cop followed me and then we stopped. The office walked up to me and it was a SHE!
SHE WAS HOT!!! I hope it was just a joke and she is a hot stripper but obviously it ain't gonna happen. Then something happened, probably someone paged her and she just got in her car, and left...
I was like... huh?
I gotta tell ya, one time I was followed by a cop on 401 West bound, I was doing 120 and I said to myself, ****... not my day.
So I slowly drove to the the shoulder, the cop followed me and then we stopped. The office walked up to me and it was a SHE!
SHE WAS HOT!!! I hope it was just a joke and she is a hot stripper but obviously it ain't gonna happen. Then something happened, probably someone paged her and she just got in her car, and left...
I was like... huh?
#11
Originally posted by NoSpleeny
I drove the speedlimit and the cop was riding my ***! But to hell with that.. I'll keep driving the limit.
It was a 40 zone and I was doing 40 (one lane road)... and the cop was like half a meter behind my bumper following me the whole way...
I drove the speedlimit and the cop was riding my ***! But to hell with that.. I'll keep driving the limit.
It was a 40 zone and I was doing 40 (one lane road)... and the cop was like half a meter behind my bumper following me the whole way...
#12
Originally posted by EKdude
Just pull your hand brake and let him smash right into you...and when you get out of your car just say wtf don't you know how to drive?
Just pull your hand brake and let him smash right into you...and when you get out of your car just say wtf don't you know how to drive?
I should do that! THere's always cops around Church & Gould St. (or whatever it's called.
I dunno.. I somehow think there'd be a HUGE investigation and I'd somehow have the blaim pinned on me.
#14
plus he won't even know that you braked cuz the hand brake doesn't light up your brake lights....trust me next time get'em good... just say "officer, why were you tailgating me! You startled me and YOU made me panic!, now YOU pay!
#16
trust me i know of people doing this.. it teaches them not to tailgate and follow the damn rules of law in which they 'too' should abide by... they're the ones that should set a good example..
j/k you also get a new bumper and a paint job + extra cash in your pocket!
j/k you also get a new bumper and a paint job + extra cash in your pocket!
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