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Old 27-May-2008, 08:34 AM
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Tech support?!?!

I THINK I HAVE SPOKEN TO HIM !!!!



Mujibar was trying to get a job in India.

The Personnel Manager said, 'Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it, you cannot qualify for this job.'

Mujibar said, 'I am ready'

The manager said, 'Make a sentence using the words
Yellow, Pink and Green.'

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, 'Mister manager, I am ready'

The manager said, 'Go ahead.'

Mujibar said, 'The telephone goes
green, green , and I pink it up, and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.''

Mujibar now works as a technician at a call center for computer problems.
No doubt you have spoken to him. I know I have!
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Old 27-May-2008, 08:47 AM
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lol thats kinda racist but funny no the less
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Old 27-May-2008, 12:10 PM
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This is India, where you call for your tech support:





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Old 27-May-2008, 12:20 PM
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^^ holy crap
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Old 27-May-2008, 12:33 PM
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lol those wire ish I would hate to do a wire tuck there
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Old 27-May-2008, 05:08 PM
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^^ Damn!
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Old 27-May-2008, 06:08 PM
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Originally Posted by jdesouz
lol thats kinda racist but funny no the less
not really when it's the truth. I refuse to call bell tech support for anything anymore.
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Old 27-May-2008, 09:44 PM
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Originally Posted by starboy869
not really when it's the truth. I refuse to call bell tech support for anything anymore.
^ Exactly.

When I get frustrated, I just yell "Do you speak english!" and then hang up.
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Old 27-May-2008, 10:38 PM
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well clearly they speak english...maybe not well but then again if u were a tech support for some random language native to ur own you'd have a tough time too...in the end its a job right?
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Old 27-May-2008, 10:39 PM
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Originally Posted by RDub
This is India, where you call for your tech support:





too bad thats not India lol but nice try (Y)
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Old 28-May-2008, 12:42 AM
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^^^ where is this then? ..curious
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Old 28-May-2008, 07:03 AM
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i can't even stand the bell people.

****ing BRUTAL!
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Old 28-May-2008, 07:07 AM
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Originally Posted by jdesouz
well clearly they speak english...maybe not well but then again if u were a tech support for some random language native to ur own you'd have a tough time too...in the end its a job right?
Then they shouldn't hire people from across the globe that speak broken english.
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Old 06-Jun-2008, 06:45 AM
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i can't even stand the bell people.

****ing BRUTAL!
I had to call bell with an issue with my account yesterday. Oh man... three hang ups later I finally got someone that passed english as a second language course.
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Old 06-Jun-2008, 07:49 AM
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lmfao its sooo jkz fone goes GREEN GREEN AHAHHAAH

yo i wouldnt give a **** if i couldnt speak english and some canadian was gettin cheesed id be like **** u bitch im styll gettin paid
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Old 06-Jun-2008, 11:34 AM
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Originally Posted by jdesouz
too bad thats not India lol but nice try (Y)
beats me where it is.. I got it in an email and just copied and pasted lol
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that wasnt funny at all
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Old 07-Jun-2008, 11:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Polkaroo Killa
Then they shouldn't hire people from across the globe that speak broken english.
when you are the ceo of a business and can outsource without significant impact on business but significant savings in cust. service and call centre costs.....yes....you outsource.

in most cases in my experience (amex credit cards, sears etc), them folks in india get the job done.

politically speaking...its a diff ballgame altogether
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Originally Posted by shlammed
that wasnt funny at all
Laugh for God's sake!

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Originally Posted by szuberi
when you are the ceo of a business and can outsource without significant impact on business but significant savings in cust. service and call centre costs.....yes....you outsource.

in most cases in my experience (amex credit cards, sears etc), them folks in india get the job done.

politically speaking...its a diff ballgame altogether
Cheap labour FTW....I guess.
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