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12-Jan-2007, 06:40 PM

Tego

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Wife and best friend

A man walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch. As the bartender pours the drink, he remarks, "That's quite a heavy drink. What's the problem?"

After quickly downing his drink, the man replies, "I found my wife in bed with my best friend."

'Wow," says the barkeep. "What did you do about it?"

"I walked over to my wife, looked her in the eye, told her to pack her stuff, and get the hell out."

"That makes sense," remarks the barkeep. "And, what about your best friend?"

"I looked him right in the eye and yelled, "Bad dog!!!!"

12-Jan-2007, 06:45 PM

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hahahha

12-Jan-2007, 06:49 PM

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lol

12-Jan-2007, 09:02 PM

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i've never heard this one before, but i had a strong feeling the best friend would be a dog before i read the joke. gross.

13-Jan-2007, 01:23 AM

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lol crazy *****

13-Jan-2007, 10:02 AM

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lol

13-Jan-2007, 01:12 PM

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ewlol

13-Jan-2007, 01:35 PM

imported_nnniiiccckkk007

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it's hilarious.

I keep calling my dad a player-hater. He is getting so pissed off because he doesn't know what it means.

ha ha ha

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funny joke, by the way... she had sex with the dog...ha ha ha