When was the first time you got hammered?
13-Jul-2007, 01:38 PM
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When was the first time you got hammered?
WARSAW, Poland (AP) -- A baby boy in Poland was born drunk.
Doctors decided to check his blood-alcohol level because his mother was drunk when she arrived to give birth.
What they saw frightened them.
A doctor tells the PAP news agency that 12 hours after he was born, the boy had a blood-alcohol level six times the legal limit for driving. That means he was drunk before he was even born. He weighed five pounds, seven ounces at birth.
Doctors say the baby will likely suffer permanent neurological damage from his mother's drinking.
Doctors decided to check his blood-alcohol level because his mother was drunk when she arrived to give birth.
What they saw frightened them.
A doctor tells the PAP news agency that 12 hours after he was born, the boy had a blood-alcohol level six times the legal limit for driving. That means he was drunk before he was even born. He weighed five pounds, seven ounces at birth.
Doctors say the baby will likely suffer permanent neurological damage from his mother's drinking.
13-Jul-2007, 01:46 PM
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dumb *** mother .... my first time ... hmmm ... my first REAL time i KNEW i was drunk was @ my High School formal .... after the dinner and stuff .. we all went to Collingwood and chilled up at a cottage ... i walk in the place and get a bottle of "Whites" (Ray n Nephew) in my face ... "you gotta do 2 shots b4 u come in" im like uhhhhhh pfffft why not ... shot 1... BOOM .. easy tings ... (anyone whos had Nephews knows) that **** will creep up on you and burn your insides UP! ... shot 2 .. struggled a bit ... but it went down lol .... so im chillin chillin ... have a few more drinks ... i start gettin munchies so i start eating a bag of ketchup chips .. mmmmmmmmmmmm.... right ? NO
i come to realize there is NO where to sleep, so hell im drunk (but there is no one awake for me to really realize it) so i pass out under the ping pong table... hahaha i wake up prolly 2-3 hours later with THE WORRRRRST spinnies evar ! only to start projectile vomiting under the ping pong table, which looks like a red mess thanks to the ketchup chips LOL ... now remember this wasnt my place .. i didnt know where anything was or anything so i just moved down a bit .. and passed back out LOL ...
only to wake up with this sexy girl that was there (i think it was her place maybe) cleanin up after me Bahahha givin me the "Aww's are you okay" im like uhhhghhhh yea yea im good (all hung over and ****) TILL THIS DAY i REFUSE to touch nephews ...
i come to realize there is NO where to sleep, so hell im drunk (but there is no one awake for me to really realize it) so i pass out under the ping pong table... hahaha i wake up prolly 2-3 hours later with THE WORRRRRST spinnies evar ! only to start projectile vomiting under the ping pong table, which looks like a red mess thanks to the ketchup chips LOL ... now remember this wasnt my place .. i didnt know where anything was or anything so i just moved down a bit .. and passed back out LOL ...
only to wake up with this sexy girl that was there (i think it was her place maybe) cleanin up after me Bahahha givin me the "Aww's are you okay" im like uhhhghhhh yea yea im good (all hung over and ****) TILL THIS DAY i REFUSE to touch nephews ...
13-Jul-2007, 02:58 PM
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gr.9. I drank so much and ate a whole large pizza....ughh needless to say I vomited all down lakeshore/cawthra/atwater area. I must have vomited about 8-9 times.
I was at my friends house for a party and we decided to go walk around and thats how I vomited everywhere.
We woke up in the morning and his older brother says to use "i took the dog out for a walk and man someone left a trail of vomit all the way to cawthra road and back"
I was at my friends house for a party and we decided to go walk around and thats how I vomited everywhere.
We woke up in the morning and his older brother says to use "i took the dog out for a walk and man someone left a trail of vomit all the way to cawthra road and back"
13-Jul-2007, 03:00 PM
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I dont know if I puked because I was 8 and when it happened most of it was a blur..
But when I did in grade 9 I didnt end up puking but I sure felt like it.. and had a nasty hangover..
I remember grade 10 newyears I had ate pizza as well (god damn pizza and booze dont mix) and I puked every where.
But when I did in grade 9 I didnt end up puking but I sure felt like it.. and had a nasty hangover..
I remember grade 10 newyears I had ate pizza as well (god damn pizza and booze dont mix) and I puked every where.
13-Jul-2007, 03:42 PM
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yea euros handle liquor better cause your parents were prolly drunk when they concieved .. plus euros drink nuff as it is lol ...
us darkies .. lol .. now thats a diff story .. but real talk .. my Puking from drinkin count is at... i think 3..
1. Mentioned above
2. My 19th Birthday party + unlimited tequilla shots = Hong shing bathroom for about 1/2 hour, only to get carried out by my boys lol
3. During this past winter Me & Ryan (from TCC) went raod trippin up to Guelph to check a party that my friend was throwing... met up with another TCC'er .. got ridiculously drunk (since i wasnt driving for once) off Vodka / Red Bulls (i think i honestly drank 3/4 of a 26er) and its not that i got sick .. we just left the place too damn early (like 2am) and went straight home .. so imagine gettin home hammerd with NOTHING to do... so ppfft YAAAAACKK !
us darkies .. lol .. now thats a diff story .. but real talk .. my Puking from drinkin count is at... i think 3..
1. Mentioned above
2. My 19th Birthday party + unlimited tequilla shots = Hong shing bathroom for about 1/2 hour, only to get carried out by my boys lol
3. During this past winter Me & Ryan (from TCC) went raod trippin up to Guelph to check a party that my friend was throwing... met up with another TCC'er .. got ridiculously drunk (since i wasnt driving for once) off Vodka / Red Bulls (i think i honestly drank 3/4 of a 26er) and its not that i got sick .. we just left the place too damn early (like 2am) and went straight home .. so imagine gettin home hammerd with NOTHING to do... so ppfft YAAAAACKK !
13-Jul-2007, 03:59 PM
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ever have one of those violent pukes where it literally paralyzes your body
i was in the hallway in my apartment building back in the day and i wanted to reach the toilet so badly to puke but once it started coming out i couldn't move and it felt like my head was gonna pop off
i was in the hallway in my apartment building back in the day and i wanted to reach the toilet so badly to puke but once it started coming out i couldn't move and it felt like my head was gonna pop off
13-Jul-2007, 08:11 PM
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Re: When was the first time you got hammered?
Originally posted by shlammed
WARSAW, Poland (AP) -- A baby boy in Poland was born drunk.
Doctors decided to check his blood-alcohol level because his mother was drunk when she arrived to give birth.
What they saw frightened them.
A doctor tells the PAP news agency that 12 hours after he was born, the boy had a blood-alcohol level six times the legal limit for driving. That means he was drunk before he was even born. He weighed five pounds, seven ounces at birth.
Doctors say the baby will likely suffer permanent neurological damage from his mother's drinking.
WARSAW, Poland (AP) -- A baby boy in Poland was born drunk.
Doctors decided to check his blood-alcohol level because his mother was drunk when she arrived to give birth.
What they saw frightened them.
A doctor tells the PAP news agency that 12 hours after he was born, the boy had a blood-alcohol level six times the legal limit for driving. That means he was drunk before he was even born. He weighed five pounds, seven ounces at birth.
Doctors say the baby will likely suffer permanent neurological damage from his mother's drinking.
13-Jul-2007, 11:42 PM
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The First time I really got drunk I was like 16 or 17, I drank 8 beers with my buddy, nothing really interesting happened until he went home and I decided to walk with him. Anyway I had to pee but instead of a tree or whatever, it was late at night and I decided to do it in the middle of the road. So I start and my buddy yells car, so I'm like OH ****, look up at a porch light which i thought were headlights and start to run, all with pants dropped to my ankels and still going. Anyways I tripped and fell into the ditch on the side of the road, got soaked and pissed all over myself. True story. It was like -20 outisde and ya there was no car.
Another time I was at my first real party, I drank 15 beers before getting cut off because I couldn't even stand and had spilled the last beer I got immediately over my chest, went home (was just down the street) and got my own beer and my funnel, but not before passing out in my hallway for like 20 mins according to my sister and making a meatball sandwich and try to eat it with a straw. All I remember after that was loosing my funnel and drinking a 26er of malibu rum in my basement with my buddy after the cops broke it up. Oh and my buddy that night still had his shoes but he lost his socks somehow.
Another time I was at my first real party, I drank 15 beers before getting cut off because I couldn't even stand and had spilled the last beer I got immediately over my chest, went home (was just down the street) and got my own beer and my funnel, but not before passing out in my hallway for like 20 mins according to my sister and making a meatball sandwich and try to eat it with a straw. All I remember after that was loosing my funnel and drinking a 26er of malibu rum in my basement with my buddy after the cops broke it up. Oh and my buddy that night still had his shoes but he lost his socks somehow.
