imported_Bruce Fee

okay, so i have a website... used to get okay traffic.... about 200 unique IPs daily.... i have no idea now....

I want to get it going again... but I haven't been motivated to redesign the layout.. etc...

It's basically a shock humour/rant/review site... if you wish to write and i like your writing.. i'll post it.. almost regardless of what the topic is. this is assuming you want to be a regular submitter.

no money or anything involved... i've gotten some free blockbuster movie cards a few years back that i gave away advertising for Bubble Boy... it's just for fun... no money involved.

i've also got some threats from soccer moms and religious extremists in the past, but whatever.. all idiots nothing ever came of them.

i am more interested in someone helping out with the design... just orgnizing a layout from a script like slashcode or something. i had used notepad/HTML in the past.. and have years of archives.. i don't want to continue like that.

anyway, if you're interested, PM me i guess and i can give more details.

Younes Si

you gonna have anything on zombies?
lol

spracingsports

did you take the site down??

imported_Bruce Fee

i had near the end written about a number of my zombie conspiracy theories.

anyway, here is the last thing I wrote.

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Voting?
Every year, less and less people vote. Does anyone wonder why? Is the growing feelings apathy in society something to fear? I don’t think so. Historically, when people are happy, they don’t care. When **** hits the fan, people want change.

The theory of democracy which we practice assumes that the collective ignorance of everyone is better than the ignorance of a few. Out of the percentage of voters who vote, what percent actually look into the electorates? Watching a few commercials on TV does not make anyone an informed voter. Most people are not prepared to exercise their say in the government, nor do they care.

And when people do get a little bit of information, they seem to ignore what is important and see which idiot on a soapbox agrees with that issue. Let’s look at all the ‘hot topics’ in these elections.

Gay Marriages. Why the **** is this such an important issue? Who the **** cares? Two guys want to suck eacho thers dicks and enjoy tax benefits that straight people do. So what? Why not just let them get married, but not force churches to support it? I hate the gay pride parade. I hate going downtown and seeing a bunch of **** holding hands, and I really hate special rights they are given. You’re a ***. Big deal. I don’t care, but it really should not be shoved in my face. If the gay-right activists had a little more taste, and an ounce of class, people might consider their struggle to be treated the same as straight people. But no. You get a bunch of guys wearing tight leather dresses prancing pissing the hell out of everyone else. I think these people should have a gay slapped out of them.

Abortion: Pro-life? Pro-abortion? C’mon, why is this such an important issue? If you really need an abortion, you can always get one which is just a road trip away. “Abortion kills”… is that really news? I thought it was the whole point?! I don’t think anyone should have a right to force someone to follow through with the birth of an unwanted child. Do you really think the legal system needs more people coming in and out of it? Most anti-abortionists are religious people, think of it this way, a fetal baby is sinless, so it’ll go to heaven. Now sit down and shut up.

Marijuana Decriminalization: This is an important issue. Everyone likes to get ****ed up, so lets not only work on making it legal, let’s forget everything else and focus on getting marijuana up and in the ranks of socially acceptable substances. Let’s ban cigarettes cause we don’t want smoke in our bars and clubs, but let’s let everyone smoke marijuana wherever they want. ****ing idiots.

With all the **** I’ve heard, I don’t recall hearing anything that actually matters. Think about it, what the **** is the purpose of the government? To make sure you can be in a smoke free, abortion supporting environment with lesbians wearing wedding bands? From my understanding of the most important function of your government is protection. What is more important than your government’s policy on war? Has anyone asked or shown interest in what the parties believe in regards to Dubyeh’s crusade? Does anyone know about the international policies any of these parties wish to support or remove?

What about the views of parties regarding things such as the legal system, looking after corruption, healthcare, or the education of the youth? Anyone ask what the immigration plan was? What about the fact that everyone works more, yet we have a lower standard of living.

But who am I to suggest thinking about ‘icky’ things.

We, the general population, loses more and more rights every year, we make less money every year, and yet, everyone wants to focus on **** and abortions.

Let the people smile and vote, and think they’re making a difference….

When **** hits the fan, and people have had enough, I just hope it isn’t too late.

**** all you stupid ****s for destroying my community, my country, and my freedoms for your pointless battles.

Will I be the only one laughing when Canada gets put into a war none of us want to be in?

We need Anarchy or Fascism. At least then you know what’s going on.

**** off and die.

Younes Si

that's how i think of "THE GAY"

imported_Bruce Fee

Here's something else I had done.. unlike most of what I write.. this was real.... My old email account is blocked from a couple of companies now..

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A Chat With Blizzard

When it just came out, I got seriously addicted to Warcraft III and I have finally beat it.. well, I beat the elf campaign with cheating... but I didn't really like the idea of using broads as infantry. All the cinematics are sick.. amazing quality.. but the ending is ****ing gay. How can the orcs.. portrayed as savage tribalistic warriors even consider living in peace with queer elves who turn into animals and use little weapons instead of using something big and brutal. So I emailed them. Read and enjoy.

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to:sales@blizzard.com
Subject: warcraftiii

your game is a gay. the ending is the worst thing that i have ever seen. where is the drum guy and the tree that can walk.

sev

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As you are not completely satisfied with your purchase, and if you have had your game for less than 90 days, you are welcome to return your software for a full refund. You can contact our corporate office at (800) 545-7677 for details on processing your refund.

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To: sales@blizzard.com
Subject: RE: warcraftiii

i was satisfied with the game until the gay looking night elf campaign started. it was worth it though. until i saw the ending. what was that **** about.

i read somewhere on the internet that there was a patch to fix the ending and make it good. is this on the blizzard server?

sev

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No, there is no patch for this. We, and just about all reviewers are quite happy with the ending of WarCraft III.

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To: sales@blizzard.com
Subject: RE: warcraftiii

can you give me the emails or phone numbers of the reviewers who are not happy with the ending?

i would like to start a campaign with them to make your *fix the ending* patch available to the public instead of just the companies. maybe you guys forgot that your version was patched and the one in stores wasn't.

the guy with the drum is the best.

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We have not heard from *any* who are not happy with the ending. There is no patch to change the ending. Thank you for contacting the Blizzard sales department, but we will no longer be accepting any email from this address.

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So that's the story. I have a dilemma now. Do I call customer support, or do I do over their heads and contact management?
Dr Sev

Younes Si

lmfao

Younes Si

I can't believe you would do somthing like that.......
well, after reading about all your zombie stories and all, i'm not all suprized

spracingsports

OMG THAT IS HELARIOUS!!

Notorious

lol Bruce! Thats great.