Toronto Maple Leafs revised 2008 Schedule
16-Jan-2008, 07:33 AM
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Toronto Maple Leafs revised 2008 Schedule
January
15 vs. Bloomington Jr. High School Girls
22 vs. Cub Scout Troop #101
29 vs. CNIB Senior Team
February
5 vs. Spanish-American War Vets
12 vs. Crippled Children's Hospital
19 vs. St. Cloud Home for Wayward Girls
26 vs. Girl Scout Troop #**
March
5 vs. Ontario VD Clinic Post #3
12 vs. Church Street Boy's Choir
19 vs. Korean War Amputees
26 vs. VA Hospital Polio Patients
Special Monday Night Game:
March 3 vs. Utopia Gay Boys
Name Change:
The Toronto Maple Leafs will be changed to the Toronto Tampons' as they are only good for one period, and they don't have a second string.
Coaching Change:
Paul Maurice will be replaced by Pamela Anderson. No doubt she will blow a few, but she won't choke up on the BIG ONE.
Rule Changes:
1. When playing the Girl Scouts, the Leafs must not eat their cookies.
2. The Leafs will be allowed to substitute with band members at any time during the game.
3. When playing the Polio Patients, the Leafs must not disconnect any of the leg braces.
4. There will be no more dancing with opposing teams, like the last time they played the Utopia Gay Boys.
5. The Leafs MUST PROMISE to remember that when the referee drops the puck, this signals the beginning of play. This is to ensure that no more time will be wasted while the Leafs try to figure out what just happened.
6. The Leafs must also stop tangling the crippled children in the net mesh.
"GOLF LEAFS GOLF"
15 vs. Bloomington Jr. High School Girls
22 vs. Cub Scout Troop #101
29 vs. CNIB Senior Team
February
5 vs. Spanish-American War Vets
12 vs. Crippled Children's Hospital
19 vs. St. Cloud Home for Wayward Girls
26 vs. Girl Scout Troop #**
March
5 vs. Ontario VD Clinic Post #3
12 vs. Church Street Boy's Choir
19 vs. Korean War Amputees
26 vs. VA Hospital Polio Patients
Special Monday Night Game:
March 3 vs. Utopia Gay Boys
Name Change:
The Toronto Maple Leafs will be changed to the Toronto Tampons' as they are only good for one period, and they don't have a second string.
Coaching Change:
Paul Maurice will be replaced by Pamela Anderson. No doubt she will blow a few, but she won't choke up on the BIG ONE.
Rule Changes:
1. When playing the Girl Scouts, the Leafs must not eat their cookies.
2. The Leafs will be allowed to substitute with band members at any time during the game.
3. When playing the Polio Patients, the Leafs must not disconnect any of the leg braces.
4. There will be no more dancing with opposing teams, like the last time they played the Utopia Gay Boys.
5. The Leafs MUST PROMISE to remember that when the referee drops the puck, this signals the beginning of play. This is to ensure that no more time will be wasted while the Leafs try to figure out what just happened.
6. The Leafs must also stop tangling the crippled children in the net mesh.
"GOLF LEAFS GOLF"
16-Jan-2008, 09:08 AM
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They have to win 23 of the last 35 games to have a chance at the playoffs.
Just an FYI, they won 16 of the first 40 games.....so yeah, they have a good chance
16-Jan-2008, 09:10 AM
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16-Jan-2008, 09:11 AM
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16-Jan-2008, 09:16 AM
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16-Jan-2008, 09:19 AM
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There is no controversy. It's a no brainer that JFJ has to go. He's been here for 5 years and where has it got them?
16-Jan-2008, 09:19 AM
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Don't get me wrong, I hope this miracle happens so I can enjoy the playoffs again!
16-Jan-2008, 09:21 AM
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Well if there is no change done to the team, how and why would the outcome be so much different in the 2nd half of the season (ie. a 40% success rate will improve to a 60% success rate, not likely).
Don't get me wrong, I hope this miracle happens so I can enjoy the playoffs again!
Don't get me wrong, I hope this miracle happens so I can enjoy the playoffs again!
Anyways, yeah NHL playoffs in T.O need to come back soon!
16-Jan-2008, 09:36 AM
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PLuuuuuesssssssssse!! You guys make me laugh. Seriously, this is the same conversationn every year. Whether they make the playoffs or not, they aren't going anywhere. Leaf fans hang on to whatever they can, no matter how bleak things are. This is why they will never win a cup again. As long as you guys are loyal and keep paying to see them and sell out, there is absolutely NO reason for them to change anything. They need an overhaul at leaf kingdom. They have to be one of the top teams with the most oldest guys on it.
Seriously, they have sucked for the past few years. Sundin is not getting any younger, how long are they going to keep him before its too late to get anything for him.
Seriously, they have sucked for the past few years. Sundin is not getting any younger, how long are they going to keep him before its too late to get anything for him.
16-Jan-2008, 09:40 AM
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PLuuuuuesssssssssse!! You guys make me laugh. Seriously, this is the same conversationn every year. Whether they make the playoffs or not, they aren't going anywhere. Leaf fans hang on to whatever they can, no matter how bleak things are. This is why they will never win a cup again. As long as you guys are loyal and keep paying to see them and sell out, there is absolutely NO reason for them to change anything. They need an overhaul at leaf kingdom. They have to be one of the top teams with the most oldest guys on it.
Seriously, they have sucked for the past few years. Sundin is not getting any younger, how long are they going to keep him before its too late to get anything for him.
Seriously, they have sucked for the past few years. Sundin is not getting any younger, how long are they going to keep him before its too late to get anything for him.
