Originally posted by PunkInDrublic
this guy at my work took like 3 days off claiming to have been biten by a spider (in his house) and he couldn't walk or something equally lame... i sabatoged his welding machine for when he came back...

Man three years ago I tried for two weeks to nab this ONE little bastard in my CRX. Came out one day and noticed a little webbing patch on the bolster adjust **** on my driver's seat (had 2000 ITRs in there at the time). So naturally I sat there and stared at it for a minute cuz I'm pretty damn arachnophobic {sic}? I finally got the nerve to try to squash the web patch. Keep in mind I can't see the little bastard but I'm assuming he's in there. So I grabbed a newspaper, rolled it up and squashed the web patch. Held it for a whole 30 seconds or so, removed....and watched the ****er scurry away to parts unknown under the dash.

I started carrying on about it and my guys were like, "holy **** man, just vaccum it out." Yeah well I was sickened by the thought of car-matting with this bastard so I spent the next two hours at the carwash vaccuming like a madman. Next day day...WEB STRANDS across the dash! AGH! Vaccumed some more and the next morning there were more webs.

This went on for two weeks. Some friends and I had gone to a party and I got totally trashed one night. My friend dropped me off at home but after he took off I wandered over to my CRX in a complete stupor. I think I had thought I was supposed to go to work (at 2am) and ended up nodding out in the drivers seat-keys to the car in the house, parked outside.

I woke up to the soft feeling of something crawling on my leg. Sure enough, there he was just chillin' on my right knee. Maybe I had a sudden burst of overwhelming bravery- or maybe I was really really goddamn drunk (likely) enough to simply grab the ****er and toss it right out the window. Immediately afterwords I came out of the car and proceded to start yelling at the spider as it sat there on the curb outside my car. I must have lectured that little fugga for a few minutes on why it would have been a bad idea for us to share this vehicle...yadayadayada and so on...I was really wasted. Needless to say, there were no webs in my car the next morning...

And BTW this is ALL true to the best of my recollection. Sorry for any misspelled words.

MY ADVICE TO YOU- become totally dedicated. Do whatever it takes to destroy as many of them as possible. Vaccum it, then gut everything out from interior and vaccum some more. You must become obsessed with removing them if you want to win. Destroy the spiders...we must!