Double_B

SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE PART I (GOOD STUFF)

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
The position of the dirt bag.
Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.
What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
Doughnuts.
Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE PART II (JUST WARMING UP!)
What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.
What do attorneys use for birth control?
Their personalities.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
45 lbs.
What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
45 minutes.
What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife.
Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and
good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of
driving.
Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?
Because they have cotton *****.
What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW?
A porcupine has the ****** on the outside.
What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
"Are you sure it's mine?"
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Mace will do that to you.
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?
Everyone has the same DNA.
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.
Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi?
He walks around saying "Yo."
Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only
on Mondays,
Wednesdays and Fridays?
Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.

SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE, PART III (Just Great Stuff)
Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A different bar.
Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby?
They named him "Sum Ting Wong"
What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A speech impediment.
What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast?
They're hiring.
What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the
cage along
with... "a recipe".
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern
fairytale?
A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." A southern
fairytale begins
"Y'all ain't gonna believe this sh * t..."
Why is there no Disneyland in China?
No one's tall enough to go on the good rides.

imported_GoldBadge

What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW?
A porcupine has the ****** on the outside.

What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A speech impediment.

^That's gold.

imported_cet_civic

"What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever."



Those were good!

bbarbulo

iTrader: (2)

let's try this again, this time without the twisted humor.

remember ppl, FAMILY FORUM <--- means no twisted jokes

punkindrublic

is the initial post something that is family oriented?

Double_B

There was other jokes posted by Roacho, dead baby jokes. Bbarbulo cleaned them all up, that is what he is referring to. I think the initial jokes are a little more "tasteful" than dead baby jokes.......

punkindrublic

making fun of people for there visable or ethnic differences is family fun now a days?

chanyeehon

"Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and
good-looking? "

i am one of dem men, hehe but i am single
haha

Double_B

You know what? If this is offending you, then I will get an admin to delete this. Really doesn't matter to me.

Funny how all the other jokes that are similar that come up, I didn't see you complaining about them.

If an admin see's this, can you please delete this thread.


Thank you

93hatchcx

i think its funny no need to delete

vietboy

haha?

vietboy

haha(warming up)

Cantonagod

Shaddup. There is nothing funnier than making fun of others.

Roacho

you should have put the title to 'something to offend while maintaining wholesom family values'

it's not offensive if it doesn't offend anyone.....

Double_B

You just don't get it do you?

Roacho

Yes, I do not get it. I have a problem understanding how politically correct jokes suitable for children can be considered offensive.

Sort of like your understanding of the term offensive, or the logical steps you take when making decisions.

Double_B

It is just a title for attention and the joke were light hearted poking fun. Your jokes were never in the same catagory.

Anyways, I've requested this thread to be deleted as this back and forth on the issue is pointless.

Roacho

my jokes followed the topic.

it's a shame you deceive for attention.

maybe one day you'll grow up and learn to start conversations without going in with false pretenses.

good luck with that.

Double_B

And I guess telling dead baby jokes is a measure of maturaty. Maybe you should take your own advice before giving it.

Roacho

I'm not discussing sense of humour. I am merely discussing the term 'offensive'

Maturity has nothing to do with what you find funny. It's about taking care of your priorities and having enough self esteem to be true to yourself and others.

You can laugh at caca poopoo jokes and still be mature.

Thinking that the world should revolve around people's feelings is bullsh1t. We wouldn't get anywhere if that was the case.