imported_loudsubz

Went to the movies and it was rated RRRRRRRRRR.

imported_1sicsol

?

ADR3NLYN_EK

indeed...?

imported_loudsubz

omg are you guys dense or what lol

maybe the joke is real bad, but think, what do pirates say...

CiViC [-_-] BoY ™

wtf you talking about ??

imported_loudsubz

the women and her husband were driving down the highway, and they got into a fight, and the women cut off the guys ***** and through it out the window, and it hit a windshield of a man and his little girl, and the girl said to her dad, 'whoo what was that?' and the father who didnt want to say, said 'it was a bug' and the little girl said, 'wow that bug had a big dick'

imported_1sicsol

Dude give some of that green your smoking...

CiViC [-_-] BoY ™

lol
i heard that one before
is this a joke thread now lol

imported_loudsubz

unhuh

SilverCRXSi

DarrRrrrrr! Capt. Morgans!
Arrr!!!!!!!!!!!

imported_1sicsol

That joke sucked, but the 2nd one is funny as hell!!!

imported_1sicsol

A lady walks into a bar and sees a really cute guy sitting at the counter. She goes over and asks him what he is drinking."Magic Beer", he says. She thinks he's a little crazy, so she walks around the bar, but after realizing that there is no one else worth talking to, goes back to the man sitting at the bar and says, "That isn't really Magic Beer, is it?"
"Yes, I'll show you." He takes a drink of the beer, jumps out the window, flies around the building 3 times and comes back in the window. The lady can't believe it: "I bet you can't do that again." He takes another drink of beer, jumps out the window, flies around the building three times, and comes back in the window. She is so amazed that she says she wants a Magic
Beer, so the guy says to the bartender, "Give her one of what I'm having." She gets her drink, takes a gulp of the beer, jumps out the window, plummets 30 stories, breaks every bone in her body, and dies. The bartender looks up at the guy and says, "You know, Superman, you're a real ******* when you're drunk."

imported_SumAzunGuy

??????????

imported_1sicsol

A young boy approaches his father and asks, "Dad, what
>is the difference between 'potentially' and
>'realistically'?" The father thought for a moment,
>then answered, "Go ask your mother if > >>she would
>sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then
>ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for
>a million dollars. Then ask your brother if
>he'd sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars. Come
>back and tell me what you learned from that." So the
>boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep
>with Robert Redford for a million dollars?"
>The mother replied, "Of course I would! I wouldn't
>pass up an opportunity like that." The boy then went
>to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad
>Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh my
>God! I would just love to do that! I would be nuts
>to pass up that opportunity!" The boy then went to his
>brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Tom Cruise
>for a million dollars?"
>"Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how
>much a million could buy?"
>The boy pondered that for a few days, then went back
>to his dad. His father asked him, "Did you find out
>the difference between potentially and realistically?"
>The boy replied,"Yes,sir.
>Potentially, we're sitting on three million dollars,
>but realistically, we're living with two ***** and a
>queer."
lol

imported_gatherer

lmao off that last one that was great

Rice Burner

Oh another post whoring page
D'OH, I meant joke page LOL

For decades two heroic bronze statues, one male and one female, faced each other in a city park, until one day an angel came down from heaven. "you've been such exemplary statues," he announced to them, "that I'm going to give you a special gift. I'm going to bring you both to life for thirty minutes, in which you can do anything you want to!" And with a clap of his hand, the angel brought the statues to life.
The two approached each other a bit shyly but soon dashed for the bushes, from which shortly emerged a good deal of giggling, laughter and shaking of branches. Fifteen minutes later the two statues emerged from the bushes, wide grins on their faces.
"You still have fifteen more minutes," said the angel, winking.
Grinning even more widely, the female statue turned to the male statue and said "Great! Only this time you hold the pigeon down, and I'LL **** on it's head!"

cibs

HAHAHH! that's a good one rice burner....

as for the first one matt... lol i dunno... that's some green you got there bud! lol it was alright, but the 2nd one takes the cake!

SiR-Racer

LOL...all funny....cept for the first one

sjwong

Haha, not bad guys...keep 'em coming

dm101081

Two cows are sitting in a field. One turns to the other and says, "what do you think of this mad cow disease", the other replies, "What do I care, I'm a helicopter".


Did you hear that Robert downey Jr. is allergic to alcohol. Every time he takes a drink he breaks out in hadcuffs.


Two muffins are in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "it sure is getting hot in here." The other replies, "holy **** a talking muffin".