Reasons Your Car Is Wood (to kane2k and bbarbulo)
16-Jun-2004, 02:07 PM
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Reasons Your Car Is Wood (to kane2k and bbarbulo)
When your car is described as being "WOOD," it means that your car is not made out of wood, but it performs like a piece of wood. If you guessed that it doesn't move (cuz I know it'll take you a while to understand that) or that it runs like a POS, or that each of those puny little cylinders are fighting frantically without avail to get that "LOG" of a car moving, then you have guessed right! I look at it this way, Nobody needs a diploma to figure out that when and if your car is a piece of "WOOD!" then the logical conclusion would be to "SELL IT!" So I guess I have answered your question bbarbulo..
Now, about kane2k.. Hmm.. about that "OWNDED" business.. Well, if it takes you a high school diploma to understand that obvious sarcasm was directed in your way then I can understand fully the frustrations you must have in life. You must stereotype all Ford owners as red-necked hicks that can't say the word "OWNED" without some form of southern accent like "OWNDED!" Since you love stereotypes so much, I am sure you have already assimilated yourself fully into such a "RICER" stereotype. The same stereotype that forces you to put random meaningless worded decals on your car in the ditch attempt to add another few HP.. or forces you to install a park-bench wing to get that extra downforce when your car can't reach 160km/h without gasping and wheezing at red-line. Think about that carefully..
So in summation, kane2k, You are pissed off that Ford bashes an old Accord claiming that they have way more efficient vehicles. I don't have enough evidence to support or disprove this.. but what I do know, that with your picnic bench wing and outrageous decals, I am DEFINITELY sure that you have the most efficient vehicle out there..
I am pretty sure ignorance will allow you enjoy the rest of your life... you know what they say.. Ignorance is Bliss... Bliss...
Now, about kane2k.. Hmm.. about that "OWNDED" business.. Well, if it takes you a high school diploma to understand that obvious sarcasm was directed in your way then I can understand fully the frustrations you must have in life. You must stereotype all Ford owners as red-necked hicks that can't say the word "OWNED" without some form of southern accent like "OWNDED!" Since you love stereotypes so much, I am sure you have already assimilated yourself fully into such a "RICER" stereotype. The same stereotype that forces you to put random meaningless worded decals on your car in the ditch attempt to add another few HP.. or forces you to install a park-bench wing to get that extra downforce when your car can't reach 160km/h without gasping and wheezing at red-line. Think about that carefully..
So in summation, kane2k, You are pissed off that Ford bashes an old Accord claiming that they have way more efficient vehicles. I don't have enough evidence to support or disprove this.. but what I do know, that with your picnic bench wing and outrageous decals, I am DEFINITELY sure that you have the most efficient vehicle out there..
I am pretty sure ignorance will allow you enjoy the rest of your life... you know what they say.. Ignorance is Bliss... Bliss...
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Re: Reasons Your Car Is Wood (to kane2k and bbarbulo)
Originally posted by mothersoca
When your car is described as being "WOOD," it means that your car is not made out of wood, but it performs like a piece of wood. If you guessed that it doesn't move (cuz I know it'll take you a while to understand that) or that it runs like a POS, or that each of those puny little cylinders are fighting frantically without avail to get that "LOG" of a car moving, then you have guessed right! I look at it this way, Nobody needs a diploma to figure out that when and if your car is a piece of "WOOD!" then the logical conclusion would be to "SELL IT!" So I guess I have answered your question bbarbulo..
Now, about kane2k.. Hmm.. about that "OWNDED" business.. Well, if it takes you a high school diploma to understand that obvious sarcasm was directed in your way then I can understand fully the frustrations you must have in life. You must stereotype all Ford owners as red-necked hicks that can't say the word "OWNED" without some form of southern accent like "OWNDED!" Since you love stereotypes so much, I am sure you have already assimilated yourself fully into such a "RICER" stereotype. The same stereotype that forces you to put random meaningless worded decals on your car in the ditch attempt to add another few HP.. or forces you to install a park-bench wing to get that extra downforce when your car can't reach 160km/h without gasping and wheezing at red-line. Think about that carefully..
So in summation, kane2k, You are pissed off that Ford bashes an old Accord claiming that they have way more efficient vehicles. I don't have enough evidence to support or disprove this.. but what I do know, that with your picnic bench wing and outrageous decals, I am DEFINITELY sure that you have the most efficient vehicle out there..
I am pretty sure ignorance will allow you enjoy the rest of your life... you know what they say.. Ignorance is Bliss... Bliss...
When your car is described as being "WOOD," it means that your car is not made out of wood, but it performs like a piece of wood. If you guessed that it doesn't move (cuz I know it'll take you a while to understand that) or that it runs like a POS, or that each of those puny little cylinders are fighting frantically without avail to get that "LOG" of a car moving, then you have guessed right! I look at it this way, Nobody needs a diploma to figure out that when and if your car is a piece of "WOOD!" then the logical conclusion would be to "SELL IT!" So I guess I have answered your question bbarbulo..
Now, about kane2k.. Hmm.. about that "OWNDED" business.. Well, if it takes you a high school diploma to understand that obvious sarcasm was directed in your way then I can understand fully the frustrations you must have in life. You must stereotype all Ford owners as red-necked hicks that can't say the word "OWNED" without some form of southern accent like "OWNDED!" Since you love stereotypes so much, I am sure you have already assimilated yourself fully into such a "RICER" stereotype. The same stereotype that forces you to put random meaningless worded decals on your car in the ditch attempt to add another few HP.. or forces you to install a park-bench wing to get that extra downforce when your car can't reach 160km/h without gasping and wheezing at red-line. Think about that carefully..
So in summation, kane2k, You are pissed off that Ford bashes an old Accord claiming that they have way more efficient vehicles. I don't have enough evidence to support or disprove this.. but what I do know, that with your picnic bench wing and outrageous decals, I am DEFINITELY sure that you have the most efficient vehicle out there..
I am pretty sure ignorance will allow you enjoy the rest of your life... you know what they say.. Ignorance is Bliss... Bliss...
SOunds like someone suffering from too much Bliss
16-Jun-2004, 02:59 PM
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too much bliss
slow as wood eh?? never heard that one before... I prefer rice, ricer, or ricemobile... those are acceptable. also, rice cooker can be substituted. but wood??? 
that one escapes me.
now, let's talk hp/displacement. our base motor makes 67ho/liter. your base motor makes something like 47hp/liter. (SOHC no VTEC vs. Ford 3.8L). Our top of the line motor makes 100 hp/liter and yours makes 78 hp/liter. (DOHC VTEC vs. Cobra 32 valve supercharged). In other words, you're about 20 years behind in efficiency.
Now, let's talk suspension... you have a live solid rear axle, 8.8 inch I believe. We have a fully independent rear suspension. Up front you use modified MacPhearson struts (yuck!) and we use a race-bred double wishbone. You used pushrods until 1996
too much bliss
slow as wood eh?? never heard that one before...
I prefer rice, ricer, or ricemobile... those are acceptable. also, rice cooker can be substituted. but wood??? that one escapes me. now, let's talk hp/displacement. our base motor makes 67ho/liter. your base motor makes something like 47hp/liter. (SOHC no VTEC vs. Ford 3.8L). Our top of the line motor makes 100 hp/liter and yours makes 78 hp/liter. (DOHC VTEC vs. Cobra 32 valve supercharged). In other words, you're about 20 years behind in efficiency.
Now, let's talk suspension... you have a live solid rear axle, 8.8 inch I believe. We have a fully independent rear suspension. Up front you use modified MacPhearson struts (yuck!) and we use a race-bred double wishbone. You used pushrods until 1996
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