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Old 12-Oct-2004, 09:26 AM
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Q: What are the small bumps around a woman's nipples for?

A: Its Braille for "suck here."



Q: What is an Australian kiss?

A: It is the same as a French kiss, but only down under.



Q: What do you do with 365 used condoms?

A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.



Q: Why are hurricanes now normally named after women?

A: When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.
 
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Old 12-Oct-2004, 09:41 AM
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hahaha I especially love the last one LOL
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Old 12-Oct-2004, 09:44 AM
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bahahah the last one is jokes
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Old 12-Oct-2004, 12:38 PM
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lol..goodones :thumbsup:
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Old 12-Oct-2004, 12:46 PM
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yah...the last one's the best!

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Old 12-Oct-2004, 01:04 PM
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hillarious........the last one is great...
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Old 12-Oct-2004, 01:56 PM
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nice lol
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Old 12-Oct-2004, 02:11 PM
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love the aussie one
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Old 12-Oct-2004, 02:31 PM
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lol, the last one is classic
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Old 12-Oct-2004, 03:01 PM
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Brian, you are my official joke supplier, my brother!

God I love Austrian Kiss.
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Old 12-Oct-2004, 03:43 PM
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haha funny ****
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Old 12-Oct-2004, 04:36 PM
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AHAHA... That was some good stuff.
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Old 12-Oct-2004, 05:28 PM
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Originally posted by Nova_Dust
Brian, you are my official joke supplier, my brother!

God I love Austrian Kiss.
haha.. carpet muncher...
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Old 12-Oct-2004, 08:26 PM
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hahahahaha!!
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Old 12-Oct-2004, 08:32 PM
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lol, thats great, last one is the best!
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Old 12-Oct-2004, 09:27 PM
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those are jokes.. ahah australian and wife is good haah
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Old 12-Oct-2004, 10:22 PM
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the last one is by far the best lol
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Old 27-Oct-2004, 03:03 AM
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last one was funny
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Old 27-Oct-2004, 08:05 AM
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i love the last one...
 
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Old 27-Oct-2004, 03:39 PM
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this deserves a
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