J-SKI

thought i would pss this along:

Ray, an old retired sailor, puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more, for old times sake.
He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room. He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some
reassurance, he asks, 'How am I doing?? '



The prostitute replies, 'Well Ray, old sailor, you're doing about three knots.' 'Three knots?' he asks. 'What's that supposed to mean??'
She says, 'You're knot hard, you're knot in, and you're knot getting your money back.'

xray

Hhahahaha!

shlammed

1/10

Polkaroo Killa

Whoa, tough crowd.

Haha...I thought it was funny

J-SKI

nahh...it's ok, he's in reverse mode today so 1/10 to him really means 9/10 to us. it's very generous of him.

shlammed

nah
wasn't funny at all

J-SKI

fine....how about this:

What a woman says...

This place is a mess! C'mon!
You and I need to clean up!
Your stuff is lying on the floor and
You'll have no clothes to wear if we
don't do laundry right now!

What a man hears...

blah blah blah blah blah C'MON!
YOU AND I blah blah blah blah!
blah blah blah blah ON THE FLOOR blah
blah blah NO CLOTHES blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah RIGHT NOW!

1999blksi

stick w/ the first joke

it was funnier

shlammed

actually found the second one funnier

lol

Cynikal.Mindset

second joke was horrible

k_r_a_c_k_e_r

iTrader: (3)

both were.. "meh"..

viper_2_4

second joke wasn't funny...

first 3/10...not that great...

jdesouz

hahah i liked

suno_eg

iTrader: (1)

Second one was better

fingolfin

boo on both

I expect better from both of you

szuberi

ur sense of humor sucks

spike

First one is better.