problem with a girl
22-Mar-2006, 03:57 PM
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Originally posted by TuttiGirl
I'll take you guys on any day lol
Remember we have to put up with the daily friend every morning, your burping, farting, seat up, gross little habits, dressing you so you look presentable, you guys always come to us asking us to do something for you, guys are not easy to live with, nor are women, and I dont see you guys carrying around a baby for 9 months, pushing it out for a few hours-remember something the size of a watermelon coming out something the size of a lemon, you dont breastfeed and have to worry about sore nipples, dry nipples etc. or wetting your shirt b/c of breast milk, hmmmm.... we are two totally different species, but to say one has it easier than the other is un fair.
I'll take you guys on any day lol
Remember we have to put up with the daily friend every morning, your burping, farting, seat up, gross little habits, dressing you so you look presentable, you guys always come to us asking us to do something for you, guys are not easy to live with, nor are women, and I dont see you guys carrying around a baby for 9 months, pushing it out for a few hours-remember something the size of a watermelon coming out something the size of a lemon, you dont breastfeed and have to worry about sore nipples, dry nipples etc. or wetting your shirt b/c of breast milk, hmmmm.... we are two totally different species, but to say one has it easier than the other is un fair.
Did I mention I am friends with her
(TuttiGirl a.k.a Mandie)
22-Mar-2006, 04:11 PM
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HAHA you said nipples. LOL. JKS.
22-Mar-2006, 04:24 PM
#83
Originally posted by TuttiGirl
I'll take you guys on any day lol Remember we have to put up with the daily friend every morning, your burping, farting, seat up, gross little habits, dressing you so you look presentable, you guys always come to us asking us to do something for you, guys are not easy to live with, nor are women, and I dont see you guys carrying around a baby for 9 months, pushing it out for a few hours-remember something the size of a watermelon coming out something the size of a lemon, you dont breastfeed and have to worry about sore nipples, dry nipples etc. or wetting your shirt b/c of breast milk, hmmmm.... we are two totally different species, but to say one has it easier than the other is un fair.
I'll take you guys on any day lol
Remember we have to put up with the daily friend every morning, your burping, farting, seat up, gross little habits, dressing you so you look presentable, you guys always come to us asking us to do something for you, guys are not easy to live with, nor are women, and I dont see you guys carrying around a baby for 9 months, pushing it out for a few hours-remember something the size of a watermelon coming out something the size of a lemon, you dont breastfeed and have to worry about sore nipples, dry nipples etc. or wetting your shirt b/c of breast milk, hmmmm.... we are two totally different species, but to say one has it easier than the other is un fair.
22-Mar-2006, 04:32 PM
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Originally posted by electronblue
And don't forget most men move from Mommy's house to with the wifey and don't even know what a toilet brush is, or what that big machine in the basement with the door and buttons is used for, or if they see clothes in a basket they must belong there (there is no such things as drawers). To them its only dusty when you can't see the TV, or that the dishwasher can wash anything so no need to rinse the half steak off the plate. Oh and the kicker, clothes, garbage, dirty dishes belong where ever they fall.
And don't forget most men move from Mommy's house to with the wifey and don't even know what a toilet brush is, or what that big machine in the basement with the door and buttons is used for, or if they see clothes in a basket they must belong there (there is no such things as drawers). To them its only dusty when you can't see the TV, or that the dishwasher can wash anything so no need to rinse the half steak off the plate. Oh and the kicker, clothes, garbage, dirty dishes belong where ever they fall.
22-Mar-2006, 04:39 PM
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Originally posted by civicnation
^steroetypes galore
^steroetypes galore
So I think everyone can take this whole thread with a grain of salt and call me in the morning
Boprah has spoken
22-Mar-2006, 04:52 PM
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see one thing that proves how single minded women are and how they think they are always right is this..... they hate it when we leave the toilet seat up..... who said it was supose to be down all the time anyways....
IT SHOULD ALWAYS BE UP SO WHEN US MEN HAVE TO PEE WE DON:T HAVE TO BEND OVER......
I don't care if women use it down all the time.. and men use it down half the time...
WE DRINK LOTS OF BEER AND PEE MORE OFTEN....
see.... the thing is women complain about **** like that ... things that don't make sense... who cares if the seat is down or up.. just move it.. its simple as that.... something they can avoid completely they wont.. they will blame you.. they will come after you and cause drama.... thats how they are.....
so if they ask you for the truth ... don't give it... cause they are just asken for drama... they want you to run to them and tell them that you love them and want to be with them.... **** that... being with them and not swearing and farting as often as i should is good enogh.. lol... women expect us to be perfect... they should look at themselves... cause a women that nags and complains and drills you untill you tell her the truth is not a perfect women...
IT SHOULD ALWAYS BE UP SO WHEN US MEN HAVE TO PEE WE DON:T HAVE TO BEND OVER......
I don't care if women use it down all the time.. and men use it down half the time...
WE DRINK LOTS OF BEER AND PEE MORE OFTEN....
see.... the thing is women complain about **** like that ... things that don't make sense... who cares if the seat is down or up.. just move it.. its simple as that.... something they can avoid completely they wont.. they will blame you.. they will come after you and cause drama.... thats how they are.....
so if they ask you for the truth ... don't give it... cause they are just asken for drama... they want you to run to them and tell them that you love them and want to be with them.... **** that... being with them and not swearing and farting as often as i should is good enogh.. lol... women expect us to be perfect... they should look at themselves... cause a women that nags and complains and drills you untill you tell her the truth is not a perfect women...
22-Mar-2006, 05:06 PM
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What does she have that attracts you so much that you have to be with her no matter what, even throw in a little lie?
Is she rich? Does she have rich parents? Does she have a nice figure? What is it?
I have given up and came out of relationships where the girls' family were just too damn filthy rich. I wasn't after their money but when things didn't work out, it didn't work out.
Whatever you did/had before her time was your own private business, if she wants to know, she needs to be able to stomach it.
You gotta think like a woman to be with a woman.
Is she rich? Does she have rich parents? Does she have a nice figure? What is it?
I have given up and came out of relationships where the girls' family were just too damn filthy rich. I wasn't after their money but when things didn't work out, it didn't work out.
Whatever you did/had before her time was your own private business, if she wants to know, she needs to be able to stomach it.
You gotta think like a woman to be with a woman.
22-Mar-2006, 05:12 PM
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What ever you do ..don't try and think it will get you in trouble
22-Mar-2006, 05:20 PM
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male... female... doesn't man, you're all my inferior.
hahaha
i crack myself up.
TuttiGirl, i suggest you look up the definition of 'species'... if human males and human females were different species.. we'd have some pretty big problems with the whole procreation thing!
hahaha
i crack myself up.
TuttiGirl, i suggest you look up the definition of 'species'... if human males and human females were different species.. we'd have some pretty big problems with the whole procreation thing!
22-Mar-2006, 05:33 PM
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My room is spotless, i'm a clean/neat freak.......
I do all my laundry, everything, so I dont fall under that category, so I still stand by my comment stating that women have it easier than men.
I do all my laundry, everything, so I dont fall under that category, so I still stand by my comment stating that women have it easier than men.
22-Mar-2006, 05:48 PM
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OH, and another thing, when you girls mention you are on your rag, and cant you use something a little more discreet euphemism. By this I mean a little different way in saying, " i'm on my rag", or "its that time of the month". I think I may be speaking for alot of guys but hearing the same thing over and over again every month it gets to be annoying. Here are some things I'd like to hear when I ask for some pootie......
Miss Scarlett's Come Home to Tara
Trolling for Vampires
A Dishonorable Discharge from the Uterine Navy
Saddling Old Rusty
Feelin' Menstru-riffic!
Clean-Up in Aisle One
Massacre at the Y
T-Minus 9 Months and Holding
Game Day for the Crimson Tide
Panty Shields Up, Captain!
Taking Carrie to the Prom
Playing Banjo in Sgt. Zygote's Ragtime Band
Ordering l'Omelette Rouge
Arts and Crafts Week at Panty Camp
Rebooting the Ovarian Operating System
Aunt Floe is visiting
Now do you understand ?
Miss Scarlett's Come Home to Tara
Trolling for Vampires
A Dishonorable Discharge from the Uterine Navy
Saddling Old Rusty
Feelin' Menstru-riffic!
Clean-Up in Aisle One
Massacre at the Y
T-Minus 9 Months and Holding
Game Day for the Crimson Tide
Panty Shields Up, Captain!
Taking Carrie to the Prom
Playing Banjo in Sgt. Zygote's Ragtime Band
Ordering l'Omelette Rouge
Arts and Crafts Week at Panty Camp
Rebooting the Ovarian Operating System
Aunt Floe is visiting
Now do you understand ?
22-Mar-2006, 05:55 PM
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I too am a neat freak. The way I see it is if I am earning the money, it is the woman's reponsibility to keep a clean home and food on the table. As controversial as this may sound, it is my opinion. I'd prefer my wife stay home and deal with all the domestic responsibilities. If my wife made more then me, i'd gladly sit and home and play the housewive role. Statistically, it isn't bloody likely as many couples don't have the women making more then the man.
Alright girls, let me have it...make oprah proud...
Alright girls, let me have it...make oprah proud...
22-Mar-2006, 06:55 PM
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lol any more suggestion to my problem?
and im not gonna touch this whole man vs woman thing or esle mad bitches from all over gonna try to hunt me down
and im not gonna touch this whole man vs woman thing or esle mad bitches from all over gonna try to hunt me down
22-Mar-2006, 06:56 PM
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k this thread went into 5th page the same day so i wont even bother reading all the context.
but here is my advice.
you are young.
you are in uni or college
there are waaaay more girls available other then these two.
dont stress your self on this girls
focus on school
because when u have education you have a chance at a better paying job and once ur making the mulah it doesnt matter if you are the ugliest guy in the world girls will be all over you.
btw try to stay out of immature relationships with childish fights n crap its that stuff that makes even a 30 year old person look like a 4 year old kid.
as for me, my girlfriend and i are completely open with eachother and we dont hife anything. she trusts me and i trust her. we dont bother with wasting our lives with stupid **** because life is to short to think about this and put your self thru this.
go smoke a joint and go to sleep.
but here is my advice.
you are young.
you are in uni or college
there are waaaay more girls available other then these two.
dont stress your self on this girls
focus on school
because when u have education you have a chance at a better paying job and once ur making the mulah it doesnt matter if you are the ugliest guy in the world girls will be all over you.
btw try to stay out of immature relationships with childish fights n crap its that stuff that makes even a 30 year old person look like a 4 year old kid.
as for me, my girlfriend and i are completely open with eachother and we dont hife anything. she trusts me and i trust her. we dont bother with wasting our lives with stupid **** because life is to short to think about this and put your self thru this.
go smoke a joint and go to sleep.
22-Mar-2006, 06:57 PM
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nice, i second the smoking and chilling idea
22-Mar-2006, 07:16 PM
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i wanna tell her to **** off but i like this girl
i yelled at the other one a lot and she will never come near me again lol, but thats what she gets and i dont care about her.
i yelled at the other one a lot and she will never come near me again lol, but thats what she gets and i dont care about her.
22-Mar-2006, 07:19 PM
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just apologize and keep reassuring her that stuff like that wont happen
22-Mar-2006, 07:30 PM
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sry for the minor interuption.
does anyone like my new sig?
does anyone like my new sig?
