Prison Escapee
10-Mar-2005, 10:43 PM
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Prison Escapee
A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15
years.
He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he
finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed
and ties him to a chair.
While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on
top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the
bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his
wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes!
He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in
years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't
complain... do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he
nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry,
he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!"
His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering
in my ear.
He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we
had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong
honey. I love you, too.
years.
He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he
finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed
and ties him to a chair.
While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on
top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the
bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his
wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes!
He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in
years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't
complain... do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he
nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry,
he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!"
His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering
in my ear.
He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we
had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong
honey. I love you, too.
11-Mar-2005, 04:01 AM
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great one... hahaha
but then, i knew the convict wasn't interested in the wife... coz if he was, he would've just go right in "there" and make her scream like a bitch, right? but he went into the bathroom... i doubt he was there looking for a condom... so he must be up with something........ but i couldn't think of the vaseline hahahaha...
anyways... great one
but then, i knew the convict wasn't interested in the wife... coz if he was, he would've just go right in "there" and make her scream like a bitch, right? but he went into the bathroom... i doubt he was there looking for a condom... so he must be up with something........ but i couldn't think of the vaseline hahahaha...
anyways... great one
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