Pick Up Lines!!!
03-Aug-2006, 08:09 AM
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Pick Up Lines!!!
soooo last night i was heading to the library when out of no where i hear
"excuse me miss", i a turn around and theres like black guy, my height, ripped to ****, and hes like "Hi sorry, im new to oakville and im lost can you help me?"
so me being me said "sure i can"
so heres how it went from there
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Guy: "im here to go sailing with my friend but i dont know where the harbour is"
**im super confused at this point since the library backs on the the harbour and all the sail boats are right behind me***
me: "sorry, what!?"
Guy: "i cant find the boats, do you know how i can get to them?"
Me: "errrrrrrrrr their behind you!?????"
Guy: "ohhhhhhhhh silly me, i didnt realize *pause* haha sorry i needed to use a stupid line to get your attention... hi im steven"
Me: **omg ur a ***** "ummm well u need to work on ur pick up lines buddy"
so he made small talk watever, tried to get my number, which was totally not happening.
so basically im wondering have any of you guys used or had someone use a lame pick up lines like that and have they actually worked!?
"excuse me miss", i a turn around and theres like black guy, my height, ripped to ****, and hes like "Hi sorry, im new to oakville and im lost can you help me?"
so me being me said "sure i can"
so heres how it went from there
...
Guy: "im here to go sailing with my friend but i dont know where the harbour is"
**im super confused at this point since the library backs on the the harbour and all the sail boats are right behind me***
me: "sorry, what!?"
Guy: "i cant find the boats, do you know how i can get to them?"
Me: "errrrrrrrrr their behind you!?????"
Guy: "ohhhhhhhhh silly me, i didnt realize *pause* haha sorry i needed to use a stupid line to get your attention... hi im steven"
Me: **omg ur a ***** "ummm well u need to work on ur pick up lines buddy"
so he made small talk watever, tried to get my number, which was totally not happening.
so basically im wondering have any of you guys used or had someone use a lame pick up lines like that and have they actually worked!?
03-Aug-2006, 08:14 AM
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Nope neva used a pick up line b4 in my life,,,just straight up go and talk to the girl and introduce myself....one time actually i was at Seven, and i saw the hottest girl there ever, she was a bombshell, anyways the whole nite we were checking each other then at the end of the nite, i just walked up the to girl and started making out with her then stopped looked at her and left...it was prob the most intense kiss i've ever had...will never forget that nite...
03-Aug-2006, 08:25 AM
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i'll trade you sex for sex. a little forward.....but hell....it worked! lol
03-Aug-2006, 08:26 AM
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03-Aug-2006, 08:35 AM
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Originally posted by jonny_emo
i'll trade you sex for sex. a little forward.....but hell....it worked! lol
i'll trade you sex for sex. a little forward.....but hell....it worked! lol
03-Aug-2006, 08:46 AM
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on a side note, I do not use pickup lines, I usually just make small talk with her.
If anything comes of it, thats to see after the fact....
If anything comes of it, thats to see after the fact....
03-Aug-2006, 08:57 AM
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Originally posted by Gallagher
on a side note, I do not use pickup lines, I usually just make small talk with her.
If anything comes of it, thats to see after the fact....
on a side note, I do not use pickup lines, I usually just make small talk with her.
If anything comes of it, thats to see after the fact....
thats what im saying...
03-Aug-2006, 09:02 AM
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Like, totally. Whatevaaa~~ :P
I don't even know how to begin with a pick up line. I don't really talk to strange girls. There are 6 billion people in the world, you can't possibly be the last female whom I must absolutely speak to.
I don't even know how to begin with a pick up line. I don't really talk to strange girls. There are 6 billion people in the world, you can't possibly be the last female whom I must absolutely speak to.
03-Aug-2006, 09:05 AM
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Never ever used a lame pick up line or any at all. I think your just asking for your ship to be sunk if you do that. I do however know a lot of them.
Boy: Hey do you want to play lion?
Girl: maybe, what's that?
Boy: You get down on all fours and I'll throw you my meat
Boy: Hey do you want to play war?
Girl: sure
Boy: Okay, I'll lie down and play dead and you can blow me away.
Boy: I'm sorry, were you talking to me?
Girl: No. Well then, please start.
Lick your finger and touch the person, touch yourself with it and say, "Let's you and me get out of these wet clothes."
That shirt's very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too.
Boy: Hey do you want to play lion?
Girl: maybe, what's that?
Boy: You get down on all fours and I'll throw you my meat
Boy: Hey do you want to play war?
Girl: sure
Boy: Okay, I'll lie down and play dead and you can blow me away.
Boy: I'm sorry, were you talking to me?
Girl: No. Well then, please start.
Lick your finger and touch the person, touch yourself with it and say, "Let's you and me get out of these wet clothes."
That shirt's very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too.
03-Aug-2006, 09:06 AM
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tess, dont lie....its cuz he was black...if he was russian and was like
"hey woman, I Ivan...boats, where they are?"
"I got phone, I call you now...I like youuuuuu"
you would fcuked the **** outta him right on the spot even if he asked you while standing on a boat
"hey woman, I Ivan...boats, where they are?"
"I got phone, I call you now...I like youuuuuu"
you would fcuked the **** outta him right on the spot even if he asked you while standing on a boat
03-Aug-2006, 09:08 AM
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"Hi, I am Boris"
03-Aug-2006, 09:14 AM
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yo matt, all those bottles were tossed off my back deck last nite because of all the wind, now thats going to be a massive clean up
03-Aug-2006, 09:15 AM
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Crap Steve, that's a job and a half.
03-Aug-2006, 09:16 AM
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hahahaha...that happened to me on may 2-4 weekend...all the bottles blew off my table and I could hear them all night too...I didnt care all I knew is that I had a massive clean up effort in the morning...I filled a garbage pail with broken bottles...so much money down the drain
03-Aug-2006, 09:18 AM
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damn, there goes $5.40 ! ahhh
03-Aug-2006, 09:32 AM
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Originally posted by Cynikal.Mindset
tess, dont lie....its cuz he was black...if he was russian and was like
"hey woman, I Ivan...boats, where they are?"
"I got phone, I call you now...I like youuuuuu"
you would fcuked the **** outta him right on the spot even if he asked you while standing on a boat
tess, dont lie....its cuz he was black...if he was russian and was like
"hey woman, I Ivan...boats, where they are?"
"I got phone, I call you now...I like youuuuuu"
you would fcuked the **** outta him right on the spot even if he asked you while standing on a boat
03-Aug-2006, 09:34 AM
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you like like a rug hahaha
03-Aug-2006, 09:39 AM
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like like a rug?
ur on crack buddy
ur on crack buddy
03-Aug-2006, 09:42 AM
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lie like a rug I think he meant...
03-Aug-2006, 09:43 AM
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ok i get it now
*its early in the morning bahhh*
*its early in the morning bahhh*
