Pending Marriages *Beware*
16-May-2006, 02:42 PM
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Pending Marriages *Beware*
Pending Marriage
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year,
and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing
bothering me. It was
her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight
miniskirts, and generally was bra less. One day "little" sister
called and asked me to come over to check the wedding
invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to
me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
overcome.
She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before
I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in
total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one
last wild fling, just come up and get me!." I was stunned and
frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she
reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down
the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and
made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and
headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future
family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes,
my future father-in-law hugged me and said, we are very happy
that you have passed our little test.....we couldn't ask for a
better man for our daughter.
Welcome to the family."
And the moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car...
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year,
and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing
bothering me. It was
her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight
miniskirts, and generally was bra less. One day "little" sister
called and asked me to come over to check the wedding
invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to
me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
overcome.
She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before
I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in
total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one
last wild fling, just come up and get me!." I was stunned and
frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she
reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down
the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and
made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and
headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future
family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes,
my future father-in-law hugged me and said, we are very happy
that you have passed our little test.....we couldn't ask for a
better man for our daughter.
Welcome to the family."
And the moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car...
ibtl
16-May-2006, 08:53 PM
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Originally posted by szuberi
lol...why not in your wallet? but in case..you would have been screwed...haha
lol...why not in your wallet? but in case..you would have been screwed...haha
