imported_doggy69247

im at work today and im realy tired dont want 2 do anything but i have 2 move around these 3000lb rolls of paper and cut them open and put them in the press so im there i get my knife its about 12'' long its easier with a big nife do do that jub u need the witch in the blade so im opening up this roll of paper and my knife gets stuck so im heaving and howing on this nife winot move i get a steel bar and try bang it and it hardly moved


so im there pulling and pushing on my knife im tired so im trying rwal hard then letting it go 4 a seck and regaining energy it was hott as hell in there 2


so i get all mad and pul as hard as i can on this knife and it gives way as im pulling toward myself the next thing i know i have smacked myself in the nuts with my knife in my fist and it all goes quiet around me im thinking ok it dosent hurt why dosent it hurt i turn my head 2 my *** and sure enough the knife is sticking out the back of my pants and has gone through my walet


so i give the knife a little wiggle see if it hurtsd any and no nothing so i then remove my hand from the handle 2 take a closer look it had gon beside my leg and my nuts made a little cut that wasent even bleading and out the back i gouldent believe it

i duno why but at the miliseckond it took 2 go through they must have jumped sideways i stil have ni idea why but im sure glad they moved


so the lesten of the day never pull like **** toward yaself wen something is stuck

the end

Tego

You are lucky!!!!!!!!

imported_2join performance

Your very lucky your nads have a mind of their own :P

Cynikal.Mindset

HAHAHAHAHA...cut away from yourself idiot!

GinoLicious

Holy **** bro.. .You are very lucky.

CivicGurl

Dam! I would want to even know about it if they hadn't moved.

imported_jj2ii3344

Lucky day for you Dan! Go buy payday now!

imported_kIeRaN

all i have to say is "wow!"

imported_viper_2_4

Younes Si

what would you do if they were goine, it's bad enough for you probebly with them

j/k

T-Shirt Ninja

shrinkage ftw!

TranceaddicT

hahaha. watch out!

Gunmetalef

hahah thats stupid.. my old supervisior stabbed himself with a knife.. ahah..

imported_Zyepher

haha a near pwnage

Notorious

You are very lucky.

imported_doggy69247

yep hahaha i was ****ting myself moveing the knife
i dident understand why it wasent hurting wen i wiggled the knife hehehe

im msorry im soo sloshed right now aka pissed out my trea ahahah


yea i sighed a sigh of reliefe that time hahahahahaha


im glad they moved unknowingly mabie i should drinkmore often i can spell big words


whoo unknowingly i deserve a gols star 4 that in my state i love sasilian (sp)kisses

20% southern counfort ans 80 % amareto hahaha mmmmmm

wel im off 2 get some whilst i can later

ItalianMafia

that's friggin crazy... lucky man... lucky

Renegade_18

go to the casino man

bbarbulo

iTrader: (2)

please be more careful in the future.

cibs

and what Cynikal said too... didn't your mom ever teach you to always cut away??