Mind Blowingly Stupid
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Mind Blowingly Stupid
Meet Lizzy Frisinger: She lost her virginity and accidentally texted her dad with the news.
Meet Elizabeth (Lizzy) Frisinger 18, isn't she precious? She is also mind blowingly stupid. Elizabeth, a Senior in Cleveland went on a class trip where she lost her virginity on the beach. Apparently it was gr8.We know this because young Lizzy was so excited about her conquest she texted her friend, except it wasn't her friend, she had accidentally texted her dad. Class trip finished. Cue a slap to the forehead and wide ****** humiliation on the interwebs.
Since then, a pic of Elizabeth’s iphone (below) has been doing the rounds of the interwebs, and a classmate of hers leaked her senior year picture to a Cleveland Radio Station to complete the story.
Enjoy your 15 minutes of fame Lizzy, we are sure this will help you win friends at Syracuse, where she has early acceptance. As yet no name or photos have appeared of the lucky boy man.
Wednesday December 10, 2008 - 05:13pm (PST) Permanent Link | 0 Comments
Meet Elizabeth (Lizzy) Frisinger 18, isn't she precious? She is also mind blowingly stupid. Elizabeth, a Senior in Cleveland went on a class trip where she lost her virginity on the beach. Apparently it was gr8.We know this because young Lizzy was so excited about her conquest she texted her friend, except it wasn't her friend, she had accidentally texted her dad. Class trip finished. Cue a slap to the forehead and wide ****** humiliation on the interwebs.
Since then, a pic of Elizabeth’s iphone (below) has been doing the rounds of the interwebs, and a classmate of hers leaked her senior year picture to a Cleveland Radio Station to complete the story.
Enjoy your 15 minutes of fame Lizzy, we are sure this will help you win friends at Syracuse, where she has early acceptance. As yet no name or photos have appeared of the lucky boy man.
Wednesday December 10, 2008 - 05:13pm (PST) Permanent Link | 0 Comments
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ummm she could easily have meant to text her friend who couldn't come on the trip letting her know that they just hit the beach for the first time since they got there and it was amazing and she wishes that her friend was with her to enjoy it with her
this is stupid.
this is stupid.
#9
Yawn. So obviously fake; there have been several fabricated stories just like this, usually leading to B-rated **** sites. Often, they involve poorly assembled revenge stories with girls allegedly trying to get back at their ex-boyfriends (with a new rebound lover) by filming a 'grainy sex tape' that is 'accidentally released'. Next...
#10
TCC!!!!
#12
Yawn. So obviously fake; there have been several fabricated stories just like this, usually leading to B-rated **** sites. Often, they involve poorly assembled revenge stories with girls allegedly trying to get back at their ex-boyfriends (with a new rebound lover) by filming a 'grainy sex tape' that is 'accidentally released'. Next...
....and now we know what you do with your free time....lol
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Father: I don't know what to say about that text you sent me.
Girl: You got a text from me? What are you talking about?
Father: *shows the text*
Girl: Oh, I thought they did something with my phone! A few of my friends wanted to see what the iPhone was like, I left it with them for a few minutes. I guess they sent around some jokes while they were at it.
Father: Oh, you should be more careful with who you give your phone to.
End of story.
Girl: You got a text from me? What are you talking about?
Father: *shows the text*
Girl: Oh, I thought they did something with my phone! A few of my friends wanted to see what the iPhone was like, I left it with them for a few minutes. I guess they sent around some jokes while they were at it.
Father: Oh, you should be more careful with who you give your phone to.
End of story.
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