labatia

when i become a cop
and a girl flirts with me
ill let her off
unless im married or something

bbarbulo

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My friend got pulled over, and it was a chick...he asked her out, but she was married. He did not get a ticket despite running a red light at like 90 in a 50. He's a slick guy

This has become such a ***** thread...

labatia

anyways back to my long distance relationship..

imported_loudsubz

so how is the relationship going.

We need the 1 week update

bbarbulo

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What long distance relationship? You live 45 mins away.

labatia

she told me she wants to go out with me but its too soon
weve been talking for 2 weeks
AND ITS A LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP
i moved so its a hour away now

bbarbulo

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Should have moved next to her house What do you mean it's too soon? It's not like you're getting married... You can break it off anytime you think it won't work out...don't waste your time, hook up and see how it goes. Girls don't have all the patience in the world. It must have taken some ***** for her to tell you she wants to go out, and if you don't make a move, you're gonna be sitting home

Hesitation leads to masturbation. She's gonna think you're gay or that you don't like her in "that way". So she'll lose interest. You'll become friends, and then you can never sleep with her. What fun is that Get on your horsie and get in there! Do I speak to truth or have the rest of you had diff't experiences??

NoSpleeny

For god sake.. cuz you can't see her often.. use some LUBE so you don't rip your skin off one of these days! haha!

cosmic zx2

spoken from experience

bbarbulo

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NoSpleeny, even with her there, lube adds to the fun...she'll feel like a **** star, and for you, you could probably get another 10-15mins with a little less friction. Unless of course you are one of those premature ejaculators. KY liquid tastes pretty good, so she won't mind a little filatio (sp?), and KY jelly is not as messy. Up to you. Both are water based for easy clean up. Lube should be used at all times! Helps prevent condoms tearing too...and the comfort level increases by orders of magnitude. Any of the ladies have thoughts on this?

ginacivic

This thread has completely gone off topic I am not even sure where to begin....Oh well!

bbarbulo

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It's not off topic...we're talking about his LD relationship, and what he should do to satisfy his needs when he can't see her. This is where NoSpleeny offered his personal experience with the solo action w/ lube. It's not off topic at all And if he doesn't get into the relationship now, then he's gonna need this crucial advice for a long time. So ginacivic, lube or not?

labatia

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PRELUDEGIRL

labatia 2 weeks is too soon? you guys does not even know each other, how can you know it's too soon? besides you are not rushing...

labatia

exactly
and itold her idont want to fool around with her until after 3 months so she doesnt think all i want is some ***

bbarbulo

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A regular church goer, are ya? You're right...I guess when you're younger it's different. At my age, girls don't have a whole lot of patience. Can't exactly be a good guy...good guys finish last. Just my experience. Maybe I've been seeing the wrong girls.

labatia

when i told her that
she was surprised
shes like i duno theres something about you.. ur different from other guys
i was like i know baby
lol

bbarbulo

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Girls use that line all the time. It's like a guy saying... "Have you lost weight?" LOL

Don't fall for that... "There is something special about you!" I got one of those...a month later she cheated on me The poor sucka married her about a year and a half later. Once a cheater, always a cheater...