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Old 23-Apr-2008, 04:19 PM
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Lynchings in Congo as ***** theft panic hits capital
KINSHASA (Reuters) - Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.
Reports of so-called ***** snatching are not uncommon in West Africa, where belief in traditional religions and witchcraft remains widespread, and where ritual killings to obtain blood or body parts still occur.
Rumours of ***** theft began circulating last week in Kinshasa, Democratic Republic of Congo's sprawling capital of some 8 million inhabitants. They quickly dominated radio call-in shows, with listeners advised to beware of fellow passengers in communal taxis wearing gold rings.
Purported victims, 14 of whom were also detained by police, claimed that sorcerers simply touched them to make their genitals shrink or disappear, in what some residents said was an attempt to extort cash with the promise of a cure.
"You just have to be accused of that, and people come after you. We've had a number of attempted lynchings. ... You see them covered in marks after being beaten," Kinshasa's police chief, Jean-Dieudonne Oleko, told Reuters on Tuesday.
Police arrested the accused sorcerers and their victims in an effort to avoid the sort of bloodshed seen in Ghana a decade ago, when 12 suspected ***** snatchers were beaten to death by angry mobs. The 27 men have since been released.
"I'm tempted to say it's one huge joke," Oleko said.
"But when you try to tell the victims that their penises are still there, they tell you that it's become tiny or that they've become impotent. To that I tell them, 'How do you know if you haven't gone home and tried it'," he said.
Some Kinshasa residents accuse a separatist sect from nearby Bas-Congo province of being behind the witchcraft in revenge for a recent government crackdown on its members.
"It's real. Just yesterday here, there was a man who was a victim. We saw. What was left was tiny," said 29-year-old Alain Kalala, who sells phone credits near a Kinshasa police station.


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Old 24-Apr-2008, 06:01 AM
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Originally Posted by xray
"It's real. Just yesterday here, there was a man who was a victim. We saw. What was left was tiny," said 29-year-old Alain Kalala.
so now the brothers are losing their BIGGEST commodity! all the asians and whities said "AMEN!!!!"

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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so now the brothers are losing their BIGGEST commodity! all the asians and whities said "AMEN!!!!"

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!
LOL....
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Old 24-Apr-2008, 08:12 AM
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so now the brothers are losing their BIGGEST commodity! all the asians and whities said "AMEN!!!!"

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!
ROFL...
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Old 24-Apr-2008, 03:26 PM
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damn xray, where do you find these articles? must say they are quite interesting
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Old 25-Apr-2008, 09:44 PM
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^Lol. I like to read the odd ball news from around the world. It's my current events.
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haha, well... i'm definitely not letting some shaman or sorcerer near my ***** now... not that I would allow that in the first place...
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