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Old 16-Aug-2004, 12:03 PM
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A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up. One is a good looking older man in his mid-sixties and the other is a gorgeous, dark-skinned, brunette in her mid-twenties.
The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it._ This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer, so you guys better be good or you're history._ Here's your equipment -- chair, whip and a gun Who wants to try out first?"
The girl says, "I'll go first." She walks past the chair, the whip,and the gun and steps right into the lion's cage._ The lion starts to snarl and pant and begins to charge her. About halfway there, she throws open her coat revealing her beautiful naked body._ The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and starts licking her feet and ankles.
He continues to lick and kiss her entire body for several minutes, and then rests his head at her feet.
The circus owner's mouth is on the floor._ He says, "I've never seen a display like that in my life." He then turns to the older man and asks,"Can you top that?"
The older man replies, "No problem; just get that lion out of the way!"
 
Old 16-Aug-2004, 12:05 PM
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good one...
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Old 16-Aug-2004, 12:07 PM
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hahahahaha, go creepy old man jokes! they're the best!!
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