Last Guy in Line.....
04-Jun-2004, 03:42 PM
#1
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Last Guy in Line.....
A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and
> >everyone
> >inside dies.
> >
> >
> >They then get to meet their maker, and because of the grief they have
> >experienced; he decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter
> >Paradise.
> >
> >They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I
want
> >to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done. The second
> >one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap
> >of
> >His fingers and the wish is granted.
> >
> >
> >
> >This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous but when God
> >is
> >halfway down the line, the last guy in the line starts laughing. When
there
> >are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his
> >head off.
> >
> >Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be.
The
> >guy eventually calms down and says:
> >
> >"Make 'em all ugly again."
> >everyone
> >inside dies.
> >
> >
> >They then get to meet their maker, and because of the grief they have
> >experienced; he decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter
> >Paradise.
> >
> >They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I
want
> >to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done. The second
> >one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap
> >of
> >His fingers and the wish is granted.
> >
> >
> >
> >This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous but when God
> >is
> >halfway down the line, the last guy in the line starts laughing. When
there
> >are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his
> >head off.
> >
> >Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be.
The
> >guy eventually calms down and says:
> >
> >"Make 'em all ugly again."
05-Jun-2004, 09:07 AM
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Originally posted by cet_civic
LOL that was good!
--> "a bus carrying only ugly people"
LOL that was good!
--> "a bus carrying only ugly people"
Originally posted by caloge
i was already laughing here too
i was already laughing here too
I stopped giggling at "a bus carrying only ugly people" just in time to laugh again at the punchline!! Good joke!!
