Junk Mail Poetry
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Junk Mail Poetry
Some of the recent e-mails that have been appearing in my junk mail folder are quite entertaining. They're randomly using words together to get through people's junk mail filters.
Here is one example:
Our purple spoon smells however, his round-shaped boots stares or his brothers
green odd shaped forg sleeps while his brothers green purple picture stinks as
soon as our children round-shaped mouse show its value.
Mine little sport shoes
is thinking.
His brothers white carpet prepare for fight at the place that his
brothers white picture sleeps or maybe a given expensive paper arrives.
Our
children expensive bed makes sound.
Any soft omprella smiles.
His round
binocyles smiles.
Her odd shaped fancy golden white well-crafted round
pensil sleeps.
Any round-shaped white eraser falls as soon as a
golden sofa is on fire.
Mine little book prepare for fight the time that her
daughters noisy forg stares and still any given white eraser smells.
Their tall
carpet show its value and still his brothers shining book calculates.
Whose
slopy smart ipaq falls.
Her bluish round sony calculates.
Whose round table
walks.
Any given beautiful green carpet spit.
And here's another:
Most necromancers believe that around mastadon compete with diskette around.And approach the dark side of her cyprus mulch.Israel, the friend of Israel and meditates with near light bulb.power drill defined by judge, umbrella beyond judge, and toward deficit are what made America great!
teleost superb astor lamellar abdominal
philosopher defined by compete with pork chop near, because taxidermist from ski lodge bestow great honor upon behind stovepipe.
thank stunk scops turk
Entertaining when you read them.
Here is one example:
Our purple spoon smells however, his round-shaped boots stares or his brothers
green odd shaped forg sleeps while his brothers green purple picture stinks as
soon as our children round-shaped mouse show its value.
Mine little sport shoes
is thinking.
His brothers white carpet prepare for fight at the place that his
brothers white picture sleeps or maybe a given expensive paper arrives.
Our
children expensive bed makes sound.
Any soft omprella smiles.
His round
binocyles smiles.
Her odd shaped fancy golden white well-crafted round
pensil sleeps.
Any round-shaped white eraser falls as soon as a
golden sofa is on fire.
Mine little book prepare for fight the time that her
daughters noisy forg stares and still any given white eraser smells.
Their tall
carpet show its value and still his brothers shining book calculates.
Whose
slopy smart ipaq falls.
Her bluish round sony calculates.
Whose round table
walks.
Any given beautiful green carpet spit.
And here's another:
Most necromancers believe that around mastadon compete with diskette around.And approach the dark side of her cyprus mulch.Israel, the friend of Israel and meditates with near light bulb.power drill defined by judge, umbrella beyond judge, and toward deficit are what made America great!
teleost superb astor lamellar abdominal
philosopher defined by compete with pork chop near, because taxidermist from ski lodge bestow great honor upon behind stovepipe.
thank stunk scops turk
Entertaining when you read them.
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