imported_JookSingKid

On the QEW on my way home, i'm in the right hand lane coming up on my exit, this bike decides to pull past me and swing in front of me...

so this fool is right in front of me and i'm wondering WTF?!?

doesn't this guy care about his safety? what an idiot.



then he starts slowing down... and this 3 bikes are like blocking the way for me to come down on the off ramp, so i go around them.

at the lights, one of the guys leans over to my passenger window and and says:

"So why are you riding my buddy's ***"

so I say "Pardon"

he responded by asking "Why are you riding my buddy's ***"

So I look at all 3 of them, and I give them the Jook Sing Stare

then I say "Do you want to start something?"

then he says "No, I'm just asking you why you were riding my buddy's ***"

so I look back and say, "And, I'm just asking if you want to start something"

I was ready to get out of the car, but then i realized I'd probably get in trouble, and the light was green for about 5 seconds.

So I went home.

HERES A TIP TO THOSE GUYS

IF YOU DON'T WANT TO START ****, SHUT THE **** UP

cosmic zx2

imported_gatherer

hehehehe I find I get passed ont he shoulder by bikers more often ...must have been that movie biker boyz or whatever it was called ....

NoSpleeny

Don't worry about them.. roll up your windows... and when they're driving.. bump into one.. then we'll see who's the bigger and badder one.


My friend and I were driving along Eglinton close to Kipling and this guy on this bike turns right so he's going west on Eglinton from Kipling.
Anyways.. he goes to the right lane and we're in the left lane.. he immediately goes to the left lane and we're like right behind him in the left lane going faster than he is.. we almost take him out.

We pull up to him at an intersection and say "You don't check your blind spots or something when you change lanes?"
The guy says "Sorry". We reply "you won't be sorry after you're under our car."

That's the truth! My buddy was driving and had he not swerved into the oncoming traffic lanes.. that guy would have been roadkill!




Next on the agenda.... cyclists on downtown streets.. especially yonge st... OH MAN.. don't even get me started.:fustrated

cosmic zx2

been there....done that..... HE ended up on the roof of my car

Sunshine

I had a similar thing happen to me Cosmic.

I opened the door without any notice a biker slams into my door (while open) and does a jump and roll over my hood onto the ground.

This is me............

WTF dont they look at where they are going?
LMAO

Saw some bikers tonight heading home.
They got off the qew heading south on mississauga rd.
There was about 20 of them.. Looked awesome lol



Hey Gino Sam why didnt you get out and start fighting?

Were you CHICKEN???? Nooooooooo cuz you are too for that ****.


hehehe

smileypaul

umm.. maybe you opened it a lil too late and he couldnt swerve? Someone did this to me when i was younger, just swung the door open and i ran right into it .. let me tell you, it doenst tickle!!!

Sunshine

LOL
thats exactly what happend.
I didnt look to see if there was a bike coming lol why would i?

imported_gatherer

also bikes are suppose to stay far enough away from a parked car to avoid being hit by a door...

cibs

ya, my friend parked downtown one night about to go clubbing, in a hurry cuz he wanted to get in free before 11 or something he parks the car quick like 10 blocks away so he gets free parking... parks the car, opens the door.. BAM! biker coming down the side hits the door and does a flip right over it... the doors fine the biker's not so much lol.... has a concussion and have to call the ambulance... and the biker tried to get insurance info from the guy in the car.... some people just don't pay attention...

bbarbulo

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What bikers, like Harleys or sport bikes. I wouldn't start isht with anyone on a Harley, just cuz you never know when they are connected.

bbarbulo

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Oh, and with the JSK stare... no doubt they didn't wanna start anything Hehe...

Anyone ever seen the movie The New Guy with Eddie Griffin and that CK model...

bdotdan

what does the Jook Sing stare look like?

cluster

ya well that was me you little bitch

Next time get out and i'll give you a what's for

And i didn't say why are you riding my buddys ***

I said

Why are you staring at my buddy's ***

cibs

hahaha

cosmic zx2

NoSpleeny

Nova_Dust

I think it is common sense to look back then open the door if you are parked on the street. I always do that.

It is not always the bikes that hit the door. If a small truck is driving close, well, you are the one who is gonna be crying when the door panel is flying 20 feet in the sky.

And if the bike/truck hits you, well, that just makes the matter worse, doesn't it?

bbarbulo

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imported_JookSingKid

LOL!!!!

they were on crotch rockets

but incidently I saw a Hell's Angel earlier that day.