A joke worth reading Oct 21
21-Oct-2008, 11:41 AM
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A joke worth reading Oct 21
POOR BOB
Bob works hard at the plant and spends two nights
each week bowling and plays golf every Saturday.
His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so
for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.
The doorman at the club greets them and says, 'Hey, Bob!
How ya doin?'
His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club
before.
'Oh no,' says Bob. 'He's in my bowling league.
When they are seated, a waitress asks Bob if he'd
like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.
His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and
says, 'How did she know that you drink Budweiser?'
'I recognize her, she's the waitress from the golf club.
I always have a Bud at the end of the 1st nine, honey.'
A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her
arms around Bob, starts to rub herself all over him and says, 'Hi Bobby.
Want your usual table dance, big boy?'
Bob's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms
out of the club.
Bob follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before
she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. Bob tries desperately to
explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but
his wife is having none of it . She is screaming at him at the top of
her lungs, calling him every 4 letter word in the book.
The cabby turns around and says, 'Geez Bob, you picked
up a real bitch this time.'
BOB's funeral will be on Friday.
Bob works hard at the plant and spends two nights
each week bowling and plays golf every Saturday.
His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so
for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.
The doorman at the club greets them and says, 'Hey, Bob!
How ya doin?'
His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club
before.
'Oh no,' says Bob. 'He's in my bowling league.
When they are seated, a waitress asks Bob if he'd
like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.
His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and
says, 'How did she know that you drink Budweiser?'
'I recognize her, she's the waitress from the golf club.
I always have a Bud at the end of the 1st nine, honey.'
A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her
arms around Bob, starts to rub herself all over him and says, 'Hi Bobby.
Want your usual table dance, big boy?'
Bob's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms
out of the club.
Bob follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before
she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. Bob tries desperately to
explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but
his wife is having none of it . She is screaming at him at the top of
her lungs, calling him every 4 letter word in the book.
The cabby turns around and says, 'Geez Bob, you picked
up a real bitch this time.'
BOB's funeral will be on Friday.
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