Joke... (I hope it doesn't offend anyone)
06-Jun-2006, 03:28 PM
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Joke... (I hope it doesn't offend anyone)
I hope this joke doesn't offend anyone, I dont see why it would, but you never know people these days.
If it does, I do apologize, if its not appropriate please, erase this thread MODS/ADMIN.
I showed a few people on my MSN and they said it should be fine so....
Connie
A Real Canadian Joke
A Somali arrives in Toronto. He is a new immigrant to Canada and very excited to be here.
He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. Canadian for letting me in this country!"
But, the passer-by says, "You are mistaken, I am Mexican."
The man goes on and encounters another passer-by. "Thank you for having me to such a beautiful country of Canada!"
The person says, "I no Canadian. I Vietnamese."
The new arrival walks further and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, "Thank you for the wonderful Canada!"
This person puts up his hand and says, "I am from the Middle East. I am not a Canadian."
Finally, he sees a nice lady and asks suspiciously, "Are you a Canadian?"
She replies, "No, I am from Jamaica!"
Naturally, he is puzzled and asks her, "Where are all the Canadians?"
The Jamaican lady looks at her watch, shrugs, and says, "Probably at work."
If it does, I do apologize, if its not appropriate please, erase this thread MODS/ADMIN.
I showed a few people on my MSN and they said it should be fine so....
Connie
A Real Canadian Joke
A Somali arrives in Toronto. He is a new immigrant to Canada and very excited to be here.
He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. Canadian for letting me in this country!"
But, the passer-by says, "You are mistaken, I am Mexican."
The man goes on and encounters another passer-by. "Thank you for having me to such a beautiful country of Canada!"
The person says, "I no Canadian. I Vietnamese."
The new arrival walks further and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, "Thank you for the wonderful Canada!"
This person puts up his hand and says, "I am from the Middle East. I am not a Canadian."
Finally, he sees a nice lady and asks suspiciously, "Are you a Canadian?"
She replies, "No, I am from Jamaica!"
Naturally, he is puzzled and asks her, "Where are all the Canadians?"
The Jamaican lady looks at her watch, shrugs, and says, "Probably at work."
06-Jun-2006, 03:50 PM
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Originally posted by Cynikal.Mindset
you are an evil biggot connifer or should I say grand master wizard connifer?
you are an evil biggot connifer or should I say grand master wizard connifer?
lol, well I dont want to offend anyone, maybe because I am not racist I dont see it being racist, but some might.
