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20-Mar-2006, 10:59 AM
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Just thought I would share a joke with you all!
Mrs. Frangipane comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner. Anthony lives
with a female roommate, Maria.
During the course of the meal, Mama can't help but notice how pretty
Anthony's roommate is.
She had long been suspicious of the relationship between the two, and this made her more curious.Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Anthony and his roommate than meets the eye. Reading his Mom's thoughts, Anthony
volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Mama, Maria and I are just roommates." About a week later, Maria came to Anthony saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" "Well, I doubt
it, but I'll e-mail her, just to be sure."
So he sends his Mom an email:
Dearest Mama,
I'm not saying that you took the sugar bowl from my house, and I'm not saying that you didn't take it, I'm just saying that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love, Anthony
Several days later, Anthony receives an email response from his Mama:
Figlio mio,
I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Maria, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now.
Love, Mama
MORAL: Never lie to your Mother
Mrs. Frangipane comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner. Anthony lives
with a female roommate, Maria.
During the course of the meal, Mama can't help but notice how pretty
Anthony's roommate is.
She had long been suspicious of the relationship between the two, and this made her more curious.Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Anthony and his roommate than meets the eye. Reading his Mom's thoughts, Anthony
volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Mama, Maria and I are just roommates." About a week later, Maria came to Anthony saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" "Well, I doubt
it, but I'll e-mail her, just to be sure."
So he sends his Mom an email:
Dearest Mama,
I'm not saying that you took the sugar bowl from my house, and I'm not saying that you didn't take it, I'm just saying that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love, Anthony
Several days later, Anthony receives an email response from his Mama:
Figlio mio,
I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Maria, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now.
Love, Mama
MORAL: Never lie to your Mother
21-Mar-2006, 03:20 PM
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Originally posted by Double_B
Blow up dolls don't count, and I did ask my wife, she said you were actually good..........................for the whole 2 minutes!
Blow up dolls don't count, and I did ask my wife, she said you were actually good..........................for the whole 2 minutes!
awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
21-Mar-2006, 04:36 PM
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Originally posted by Double_B
LOL as if you would know. Anyway's the one time you had sex with a real female must have be gratifying for ya!
LOL as if you would know. Anyway's the one time you had sex with a real female must have be gratifying for ya!
LOL BURN!
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