Its al in the Name
06-Aug-2004, 09:46 AM
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Its al in the Name
A woman walks into the welfare office, trailed by 11 kids... "WOW," the social worker exclaims, "are they ALL YOURS???"
"They're all mine," she sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before. She then says, "Sit down Leroy." All the children rush to find seats.
"Well," says the social worker, "you must be here to sign up. I'll need all your children's names." "This one's my oldest, he is Leroy."
"OK, and who's next?"
"Well, this one is Leroy, also."
The social worker raises an eyebrow but continues one by one, through the oldest four, all boys, all named Leroy. Then she is introduced to the eldest girl, named Leighroy!
"All right..." says the caseworker, "I'm seeing a pattern here ... Are they ALL named Leroy?"
"Well, yes, it makes it easier. When it's time to get them out of bed and ready for school, I yell, 'Leroy! 'And when it's time for dinner, I just yell 'Leroy!' and they all comes running.' An 'if I need to stop the kid who's running into the street, I just yell 'Leroy' and all of them stop. It's the smartest idea I ever had, namin' them all Leroy."
The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her forehead and says tentatively, "But what if you just want ONE kid to come, and not the whole bunch?"
"I call them by their last names."
"They're all mine," she sighs, having heard that question a thousand times before. She then says, "Sit down Leroy." All the children rush to find seats.
"Well," says the social worker, "you must be here to sign up. I'll need all your children's names." "This one's my oldest, he is Leroy."
"OK, and who's next?"
"Well, this one is Leroy, also."
The social worker raises an eyebrow but continues one by one, through the oldest four, all boys, all named Leroy. Then she is introduced to the eldest girl, named Leighroy!
"All right..." says the caseworker, "I'm seeing a pattern here ... Are they ALL named Leroy?"
"Well, yes, it makes it easier. When it's time to get them out of bed and ready for school, I yell, 'Leroy! 'And when it's time for dinner, I just yell 'Leroy!' and they all comes running.' An 'if I need to stop the kid who's running into the street, I just yell 'Leroy' and all of them stop. It's the smartest idea I ever had, namin' them all Leroy."
The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her forehead and says tentatively, "But what if you just want ONE kid to come, and not the whole bunch?"
"I call them by their last names."
06-Aug-2004, 03:46 PM
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Originally posted by CyniKal.Mindset
thats originally a "jamaican woman walks into..."
without the "jamaican" part its just not the same
thats originally a "jamaican woman walks into..."
without the "jamaican" part its just not the same
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