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Old 13-Feb-2006, 01:01 PM
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Impress me.....(perfect for Valentines day)
HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN:
1. Compliment her,
2. cuddle her,
3. kiss her,
4. caress her,
5. love her,
6. stroke her,
7. tease her,
8. comfort her,
9. protect her,
10. hug her,
11. hold her,
12. spend money on her,
13. wine & dine her,
14. buy things for her,
15. listen to her,
16. care for her,
17. stand by her,
18. support her,
19. go to the ends of the earth for her....

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:
Show up naked and Bring beer.
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Old 13-Feb-2006, 01:15 PM
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Old 13-Feb-2006, 01:24 PM
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id be happy with just one of those

but if she brought strawberry milkshakes instead of beer, id be REALLY REALLY REALLY happy lol
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Old 13-Feb-2006, 07:00 PM
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Ha ha ha, that's good...

I've seen the shirt of it and it makes me laugh everytime!
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Old 13-Feb-2006, 07:34 PM
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and the award for posting the same joke thats been floating around for over 10 years on every valentines day goes to


GALLAGHER

lol
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Old 13-Feb-2006, 11:29 PM
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lol ^
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Old 14-Feb-2006, 01:31 AM
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Originally posted by Team Rukus
and the award for posting the same joke thats been floating around for over 10 years on every valentines day goes to


GALLAGHER

lol

when do I get my award
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Old 14-Feb-2006, 02:41 AM
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when do I get my award
when you post it next year ha ha
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Re: Impress me.....(perfect for Valentines day)
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6. stroke her,
How?
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Old 14-Feb-2006, 06:59 PM
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How?

her hair....
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Old 14-Feb-2006, 08:53 PM
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Re: Re: Re: Impress me.....(perfect for Valentines day)
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her hair....
Really?
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Really?

yep, you should try strokin' her hair....or her nipples
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Old 14-Feb-2006, 10:35 PM
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Re: Impress me.....(perfect for Valentines day)
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HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:
Show up naked and Bring beer.
I don't think any man would be impressed if I did that
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I don't think any man would be impressed if I did that
or women at that
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^ LOL
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Re: Re: Impress me.....(perfect for Valentines day)
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I don't think any man would be impressed if I did that
that is how to get someone to throw up ha ha
that is another thread


j/k
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Re: Re: Impress me.....(perfect for Valentines day)
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I don't think any man would be impressed if I did that
I WOULD BE!!!
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