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Old 23-Jan-2006, 08:30 AM
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how many happy Canadians?

Martin, Harper and Layton are flying on the executive airbus to a
gathering in British Columbia, when Martin turns to Harper and
says, chuckling,
"You know, I could throw a $1000 bill out the window right now
and make someone very happy."
Harper shrugs and replies, "Well, I could throw ten $100 bills out
the window and make ten people happy."

Not to be outdone, Layton says, "Well I could throw a hundred
$10 bills out the window and make a hundred people happy."

The pilot rolls his eyes and says to his co-pilot, "Such arrogant
asses back there. Hell, I could throw all three of them out the
window and make 32 million people happy."
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Old 23-Jan-2006, 08:35 AM
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Hahaha good one Steve!
 
Old 23-Jan-2006, 09:23 AM
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true...i like the last sentence
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Old 23-Jan-2006, 09:28 AM
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BAHAHAHAHAHAHA holy...that was a good one.
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Old 23-Jan-2006, 09:31 AM
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thta was great. the pilot can easily make a lot of canadians happy, lol
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Old 23-Jan-2006, 09:48 AM
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lol good one
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Old 23-Jan-2006, 11:21 AM
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nice, i've heard it before, but still good
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Old 23-Jan-2006, 01:44 PM
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Old 23-Jan-2006, 04:00 PM
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i read that in a newspaper...funny nonetheless..aha
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ummm, I'm lost....
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Old 23-Jan-2006, 04:56 PM
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you are american thats why. substitute yankee politicians inplace of the Canadian ones
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Old 23-Jan-2006, 05:05 PM
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10-4. gotcha.
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ummm, I'm lost....
Picture Stephen Harper as you Republican Candidate, Jack Layton as your Democrat Candidate, and Paul Martin as Worldcom or Enron CEO as a Politician, you'll get it.
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Originally posted by spracingsports
ummm, I'm lost....
Gore, Bush and Nader are flying on the executive airbus to a
gathering in California, when Gore turns to Bush and
says, chuckling,
"You know, I could throw a $1000 bill out the window right now
and make someone very happy."
Bush shrugs and replies, "Well, I could throw ten $100 bills out
the window and make ten people happy."

Not to be outdone, Nader says, "Well I could throw a hundred
$10 bills out the window and make a hundred people happy."

The pilot rolls his eyes and says to his co-pilot, "Such arrogant
asses back there. Hell, I could throw all three of them out the
window and make 300+ million people happy."



Edited for our southern neighbors. Gore = Martin, Bush = Harper, and then just picked Nader cause I didn't know any other US party leaders since you guys only really have Republican and Democratic.
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hahaha i heard that at work today but still a good one
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Originally posted by alwaysoverkill


Gore, Bush and Nader are flying on the executive airbus to a
gathering in California, when Gore turns to Bush and
says, chuckling,
"You know, I could throw a $1000 bill out the window right now
and make someone very happy."
Bush shrugs and replies, "Well, I could throw ten $100 bills out
the window and make ten people happy."

Not to be outdone, Nader says, "Well I could throw a hundred
$10 bills out the window and make a hundred people happy."

The pilot rolls his eyes and says to his co-pilot, "Such arrogant
asses back there. Hell, I could throw all three of them out the
window and make 300+ million people happy."



Edited for our southern neighbors. Gore = Martin, Bush = Harper, and then just picked Nader cause I didn't know any other US party leaders since you guys only really have Republican and Democratic.

haha, and now he gets it...
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Picture Stephen Harper as you Republican Candidate, Jack Layton as your Democrat Candidate, and Paul Martin as Worldcom or Enron CEO as a Politician, you'll get it.
BAHAHAHA!!
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Good one!
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