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Old 13-Feb-2009, 05:44 PM
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A hooker and a chinese man...

A Chinese man arranges for a hooker to come to his room for the evening. Once in the room they undress, climb into bed, and go at it.

When finished, the Chinese man jumps up, runs over to the window, takes a deep breath, dives under the bed, climbs out the other side, jumps back into bed with the hooker and commences to repeat the performance.

The hooker is impressed with the gusto of the second encounter. When finished, the Chinese man jumps up, runs over to the window, takes a deep breath, dives under the bed, climbs out the other side, jumps back into bed with the hooker and starts again.

The hooker is amazed as this sequence is repeated four times. During the fifth encore, she decides to try it herself.

So when they are done she jumps up, goes to the window and takes a deep breath of fresh air, dives under the bed... and finds four Chinese men.
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Old 13-Feb-2009, 06:42 PM
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meh.. lame..
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Old 13-Feb-2009, 06:45 PM
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lool did u make that up ur self? in 2 minutes?
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Old 13-Feb-2009, 07:09 PM
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ya not that good nt tho
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Old 13-Feb-2009, 10:43 PM
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the wife thought it was funny
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Old 13-Feb-2009, 11:12 PM
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I got it off another forum i'm on.
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Old 13-Feb-2009, 11:49 PM
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i think it was funny
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Old 14-Feb-2009, 12:01 AM
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I concur.
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Old 14-Feb-2009, 02:15 AM
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lol
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Old 16-Feb-2009, 03:47 AM
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2.3/10
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Old 16-Feb-2009, 01:37 PM
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i already knew it was comming once it was the third china man.

Stupid joke
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Old 16-Feb-2009, 01:48 PM
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There is actually a comic of it somewhere online which is much funnier than just reading the joke !!!
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Old 18-Feb-2009, 12:29 PM
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I thought it was funny!
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