Double_B

Kirk was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner. Kirk took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead?"
"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.
"Will you use it to gamble instead of buying food?" Kirk asked.
"No, I don't gamble," the homeless man said. "I need everything I can get just to stay alive."
"Will you spend this on greens fees at a golf course instead of food?" Kirk asked.
"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't played golf in 20 years!"
"Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district instead of food?" Kirk asked.
"What disease would I get for ten lousy bucks?" exclaimed the homeless man.
"Well," said Kirk, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife Kim."
The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting."
Kirk replied, "That's okay. I just want her to see what a man looks like who's given up beer, gambling, golf and sex."

cibs

BAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH as always Brian, u come through!

imported_kIeRaN

lol. too true!

bbarbulo

iTrader: (2)

hahahaha... great joke!!

if my wife ever wants me to give anything up, I'll just bring home a homeless guy. "if I give you this $10, will you buy Civic parts??"

punkindrublic

thats a keeper

90ls

LoL

Good One.

madspeed_si

good one

Nova_Dust

That's some good ****.

imported_gatherer

LMAO thats pretty funny stuff.

imported_viper_2_4

lol......awesome