Cynikal.Mindset

The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service,at a hotel in Asia,which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review:

Room Service (RS): "Morrin. ; Roon sirbees."

Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."

RS:"Rye"...Roon sirbees..morrin! Jewish to oddor sunteen??"

G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs."

RS: "Ow July den?"

G: "What??"

RS: "Ow July den?...pryed, boyud, poochd?"

G : "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."

RS: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"

G: "Crisp will be fine."

RS : "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"

G: "What?"

RS:"An toes. July Sahn toes?"

G: "I don't think so."

RS: "No? Judo wan sahn toes??"

G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means."

RS: "Toes! toes!...Why jew don juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?"

G:"English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. An English muffin will be fine."

RS:"We bodder?"

G: "No...just put the bodder on the side."

RS: "Wad! ?"

G:"I mean butter...just put it on the side."

RS: "Copy?"

G: "Excuse me?"

RS: "Copy...tea...meel?"

G: "Yes. Coffee, please, and that's all."

RS: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin we bodder on sigh and copy....rye??"

G: "Whatever you say."

RS: "Tenjewberrymuds."

G :"You're very welcome."

imported_JoonyaSI

dammit i think i read it too fast .. where is the punchline

imported_tuttle

Ahahaha

J-SKI

HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-0HJA-HA-HA-HA-HA

that's sooooo funny cause that's prolly exactly how shyt went down. "Tenjewberrymuds." hahahahahahahahahahahah

"No? Judo wan sahn toes??" fcking classic i tell yah!hahahahahahahahahahahhaha

imported_JoonyaSI

so whats the joke the room service has an accent ?

cibs

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHA man reading that out is hilarious...

cibs

ya it's just the accent...

imported_JoonyaSI

dammmit . i think this joke is broken .. how do i fix it ..

imported_Fug

i don't get it

kwyze

imported_GoldBadge

It's funny to read...no punch line, buttheads.

Turbo4U

ahahaha, gotta love comunicationg with people that speak broke english

imported_JoonyaSI

jusss makin sure .. i thought i skimmed over something .

kwyze

i didn't skim over it. i had to re-read everything and say it aloud to try and figure out what the **** the person was saying. took me 10 minutes to read that.

Cynikal.Mindset

so just imagine being on the phone and hearing that hahahaha

RDub99

iTrader: (1)

hahahaa.. but hey, I can't speak chinese, so