moto_spritz

i dunno if this already exists but when i pressed serach i kept on getting 404 or some error so..
I'll start with mine, let's keep it to 5 or less...


"If you think the last four words of the national anthem are 'Gentlemen, start your engines,' you might be a redneck."
- Jeff Foxworthy


"it's only when we've lost everything that we're free to do anything" - fightclub

"God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy **** we don't need... We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives." - fightclub

"it's never more money more problem, it's more money no problem, more money no problem" - ME!

J

Do or Do not, there is no try : Yoda - Jedi Master

eurovento

"ok..who put sh*t in my pants?" - friends dad after waking up from drinking.

and

"Me and Michael are like one of those famous teams.. hes like Mozart and im like Mozarts..friend? NO.. hes like Mozart and im like..Butch Cassidy.
If you mess with Mozart, you're gonna get a bullet in the head. Courtesy of Butch Cassidy."

Adair

"Fool me once, strike one. Fool me twice, strike three."
- Michael Scott

LEITNER

"your gonna need a bigger boat" - Jaws

imported_1999blksi

"If there is fluff on the muff, she is old enough"

weezybaby

"thats what she said"

imported_cho

"it's all in the hips" - chubbs from happy gilmore

"you're gonna die, clown!" - happy gilmore

"bring out the salami and cheese mama! this ball game is over" - Chuck Swirsky

imported_1999blksi

man that guy is soooooooooo annoying when he says that....

imported_JusBlaze

i was gonna type a quote in but then i seen how the thread title was spelled hahaha

thats my new fav quote

moto_spritz

LMAO i didn't even book that lol :P.... wow.... lmao i meant favourite

imported_Bruce Fee

respect a man's religion as you respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and children smart.

H L Mencken

Cynikal.Mindset

"IBTL"
"This Thread Is Useless Without Pics"
"FTW"
"All Your Base Are Belong To Us"

LEITNER

"keep your pecker hard and your powder dry and your world will turn."

97SiR

My name is Bond, James Bond.

moto_spritz

lmao

Adair

*applause* Excellent.

Cynikal.Mindset

"discuss..."

imported_khiz

"you know why I love highschool girls, every year I get older, but they stay the same age" - (can't remember what movie its from)

imported_ashtonp24

^^family guy, brian with a grey mustache, when stewie insinuates that he's an old man working in a bowling alley