ex-girlfriends...
03-Sep-2009, 03:10 PM
#62
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*** pearl necklaces...strawberry sundaes are a better way to end a night
04-Sep-2009, 10:46 AM
#68
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a strawberry sundae is when you you *** on a girl's face, punch her in the nose, causing it to bleed, and then rub the whole red and white mix together creating a strawberry sundae of sorts.
04-Sep-2009, 10:58 AM
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the houdini is the best one....all these others are amateur moves.
05-Sep-2009, 08:38 AM
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hahahaha....drop a beanie on her.
06-Sep-2009, 08:12 PM
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Mine dumped me after month.... "You're a great guy, and you deserve a girl better than me. And we should just be friends" is what she said 
06-Sep-2009, 10:36 PM
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07-Sep-2009, 12:30 PM
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07-Sep-2009, 01:11 PM
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[QUOTE=31dev31;1422833]Mine dumped me after month.... "You're a great guy, and you deserve a girl better than me. And we should just be friends" is what she said [QUOTE]
Oh sweet jesus, not that line again! I used to get that all the time in high school. Translation? "I don't want to be with you, but I don't want you to go tell everyone we know that I'm a bitch, so I'll tell this tiny little fib so you feel better about the whole thing"
****. That. Any girl who says "you deserve better" is straight up lying.
I don't know if I can say men play "games". I think men play A game. Sex. Plain and simple, every guy wants it and that's their game.
Women, however, play gameS! Definitely more than one there, however, with all the **** they put up with from men, I think they're entitled to it. Besides, them playing games helps me weed out the good from the bad. If they're gonna dick around with games, I've got better things to do with my time. If they're an intellectual who can handle a real conversation and actually talk about their emotions (the number one requirement for any girl I'm with, because men just simply cannot read minds, sorry ladies), then we can play ball.
However, I'll agree with everyone else who says women want the ********, and I don't get it. You have two options. Sleep with the *******, have pitiful sex that you regret, feel like **** afterwards and cry to your friends because he's an ***. OR. Sleep with ME, have awesome sex, feel great afterwards and I wont be an ******* about it after. If you want more, cool, if you don't, you don't.
Every guy on this forum knows every girl always goes for the first. Why, I don't know.
Oh sweet jesus, not that line again! I used to get that all the time in high school. Translation? "I don't want to be with you, but I don't want you to go tell everyone we know that I'm a bitch, so I'll tell this tiny little fib so you feel better about the whole thing"
****. That. Any girl who says "you deserve better" is straight up lying.
I don't know if I can say men play "games". I think men play A game. Sex. Plain and simple, every guy wants it and that's their game.
Women, however, play gameS! Definitely more than one there, however, with all the **** they put up with from men, I think they're entitled to it. Besides, them playing games helps me weed out the good from the bad. If they're gonna dick around with games, I've got better things to do with my time. If they're an intellectual who can handle a real conversation and actually talk about their emotions (the number one requirement for any girl I'm with, because men just simply cannot read minds, sorry ladies), then we can play ball.
However, I'll agree with everyone else who says women want the ********, and I don't get it. You have two options. Sleep with the *******, have pitiful sex that you regret, feel like **** afterwards and cry to your friends because he's an ***. OR. Sleep with ME, have awesome sex, feel great afterwards and I wont be an ******* about it after. If you want more, cool, if you don't, you don't.
Every guy on this forum knows every girl always goes for the first. Why, I don't know.
